So I ran across something today and I just couldn’t NOT email this guy and tell him that he was fucking up hardcore on his page.
giger37
29 / m / straight / Single
So, I can’t remember if this was a guy that looked at me or if he was a guy that was listed as a similar user to this other guy I have been emailing with today. It’s not really important for the purposes of this post to know how I found him.
The good news is that I found him and was able to help him in my own special little way. I’m sure smart women everywhere were laughing at his expense – well, shit… I mean I was, too. I still am – but maybe because of my help, he might actually have a shot with some women in the future.
Giger37 – you’re welcome, dude.
Ok, so it starts here:
Ohh mercy, mercy me. If you’re trying to appear successful in your career, you might want to start with knowing how to spell your own freakin’ job title. Sioux chef, eh? Specializing in Native American cuisine? No, he’s been trained in the contemperary american style.
So I couldn’t take it… Seeing this brain fart just made me like… Twitchy. So he was online, and I sent him a message.
Me:not to be a total bitch, but sioux is an indian tribe…
giger37:no shit
Me:you’ve got on your profile that you’re a sioux chef… and it’s sous chef…
Me:french…
giger37:well i guess i wasnt paying attention
Me:you seem like a cool dude, but i just wanted to correct you because it was making you sound stupid and abit like a poser.
giger37:well im sure you can find some more grammatical errors if you look hard enough
Me:oh yea, there are more. but that one just completely took all the legit out of your career.
Me:initially, i wondered if you were a sioux chief… maybe you just left out the “i”
Me:ttyl!
giger37:you dont know shit about shit
Me:lol… alright
no need to get defensive. consider this the internet equivalent of tucking the tag back into your tshirt.
So a little bit of time passed, and I wanted to see if he corrected the spelling. Here’s what I found:
Siously y’all. This is getting ridiculous. Right? And I just could.not.help.myself.
Shame on me, yadda yadda yadda. I just couldn’t let this slide. Clearly, he was trying to follow my advice, but god… Still falling short.
So I sent him this message:
Me:omg you’re killing me!Me:SOUS
Me:hahaha
giger37:do you have anything better to do than correct grammar on the net
Me:well, this is kind of my job. i make fun of people’s online dating profiles…
Me:so… um, no. this is kind of what’s on my agenda this afternoon.
giger37:pretty lame
Me:alright, dude. sorry. i’ll stop busting your balls now…
Me:have a super day!
And I am VERY proud to report that he did take my advice. Now, there’s really nothing I can do about his complete lack of a sense of humor, but at least I helped him seem like he’s got a legitimate job.
Glad I could help 
