Date Wrecks:

Try to. I’ll punch you in the face if you try to, though… Because this… This is creepy as fuck. For real.

Cainkane1

61 / m / straight / Single

Conyers, Georgia, United States

My self-summary

I actually think I’m too old to be here. I’m trying to keep up. Not an easy task for an old buzzard like me. When I was a young man I enjoyed sex. Now I just enjoy thinking about it and oh yes. I enjoy my pints of beer.

What I’m doing with my life

Thinking about times gone by. Then I think about times to come.

I’m really good at

{{Cunnilingus}} but I’m out of practise

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

My jokes

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

LOTR The Book of Robert E. Howard. The Book of Kane.

The six things I could never do without

My right hand. I’m into solo sex. good beer, Internet porn a job friends.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How much more fun it was when I was a young man. cunnilingus

On a typical Friday night I am

In my favorite watering hole.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

The women I like to look at are young enough to be my daughters.

You should message me if

You give a shit.

Good lord, Grampa! What the fuck are you trying to do here?

I don’t want to think about old men performing cunnilingus. Hang on…

I just need to go rock myself in the corner for a minute.

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*exhale* Ok, I think I’m better now.

OH NO! FUCK ME!

That’s it, man. I can’t handle this shit anymore. I need a cigarette and about four shots of the hardest liquor I can find… Fuck it. Let’s just g’head and make it arsenic.

I want it all to end!