Not too much to choose from this week. They must’ve all known I was going out of town. Also, I’ve been emailing with some rather intelligent and fairly cute guys this past week. If it all goes as planned, I will be a busy dater this weekend 
Jagerbombs, anyone? Ok, so the picture is from two and a half years ago, and is also fairly douchey. It was his profile that made me laugh. A few snippets:
- I am a special person who holds the worlds most powerful secret and carries a life long commitment to keeping it guarded from those who do not deserve to know.
- I am completing a few government projects and starting new ones with great responsibility towards a new beginning to come in the up coming years
- On a typical Friday night I am, Changing the way people are programmed to follow a predetermined existence. Looking into the universe with someone special.
- You should message me if You want to have intelligence and Divine understanding with love and saintifyication as apart of your relationship as a friend or more … JUST ask me
Is he SELLING ME something?
So, what’s on your mind, big guy!?
Must’ve been a helluva party. Good thing you memorialized the night by posting this picture in your personal ad, dude. Top notch!
This dating ad brought to you by Crystal Meth. (Teeth not included)
