As promised, my inbox innards. Sorry I was late today, guys.
It won’t happen again. I can haz muh spankun’ now?
Cute. No way this is his real smile, man. Why would you do this to yourself?? And EGADS – that’s the dirtiest mirror since… since… Well, since Sir Smokes In The Mirror. Could it get worse than this?
Yes, folks. Indeed it can.
Um… Really? In the bathroom? It doesn’t appear that he took this picture himself, so why not, I don’t know… Why not pose in the living room? Or the hallway? Or, I don’t know, the battlefield? I guess he’s really serious about soap scum. This is the same guy who glowed scarlet from his bunker in the garage. Now that I know he owns a big fucking gun, I’m actually a little afraid of him.
Mama said knock you out! I’m gonna knock you out! I guess he’s serious about boxing…?
The only good thing about this picture was the fact that it made me think of LL Cool J… Mmmm, LL… I’ll be your baby, baby.
The good news? The guy that emailed me is NOT the creep that is about to tongue somebody’s mama. The bad news? The other guy chose to use this picture. This is when it would be totally okay to crop people out of the picture.
Captioned: “Some kind of rawr wave thing.” Erm… What?
Maybe this means I’m finally getting old, but I just DO NOT understand that whole emo-comb-over-thing… Are we practicing for when you’re old and balding? Head scratcher indeed.
This guy’s entire profile will go up later this week, so stay tuned.
Oh, brother. Yet again, here’s another wanna-be Abercrombie model, complete with sideburns that are too long, a hemp woven necklace, complete with puka shells, a ball cap and earrings. AWESOME. Oh wait – and he’s also not wearing his shirt. Winner!
[sound of my brain spattering out of my head as I bang.bang.bang.bang.BANG it on the table]
I am so tired of this brooding, deep-thinker’s pose. We get it. You like psychology… Or anarchy… Or Marilyn Manson.
WE GET IT.
Um, no comment? Not being a metal head myself, I can’t really understand the subculture. I suppose this is sexy…? Or, you know, like… powerful and dark…?
Eh. [shrug]
