Here’s a little disclaimer: I got this submission on March 30th and I’m just NOW getting around to posting it. Part of that is my issue because I, like… I don’t know. I have a life or something. HA! 
But really, it just got lost in the shuffle of me going out of town, blah blah blah.
All of this to say, I am DEEPLY SADDENED by what I’m about to share with you guys, but, hopefully, it will prevent this sort of situation from happening over and over again.
The author deleted his post. [whimper] So… the pictures that went with this fabulous wreck, they’re [hard suck of air in] goooooooooonnnnnnnne! [sob! uncontrollable fucking sobbing, y'all!]
So – here’s the lesson, oh loyal readers! Save and email the picture, too! It’s really easy, if you need a tutorial, just email me. I’ll be sure to direct you to this really awesome tool called GOOGLE. Ooh! Aah!
You guys are the best, really. Your submissions are becoming the backbone of this blog – aka, I couldn’t do this without you. *SMOOCH*
Now, on to more (PRESSING) bussiness. *ahem*
G.day Im Robert/seekingLTRand bussiness relationship(no)criminalRECORD
DON’T KNOW IF WE CAN WORK BOTH (BUSINESS AND RELATIONSHIP) But I am someone that has been self employed for many years, And after the last 5 yrs(which have been traumatic_ to say the least.
I want to find a special situation for (both )of us, or if there’s other family members involved, I don’t have issue with that unless the children have (major) issues,ie disrespect to there mother,stealing, or drugs…IN THAT CASE PLEASE DON’T RESPOND TO THIS AD.
I HAVE A PROFILE THAT I HAVE CREATED FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS TO BE WITH A REAL NICE GUY, Don’t laugh. If you did already you problably are too jaded for me to be your guy.
How important is it for you to know that I have (no) criminal record, (no dui’s) low key,good character,good cook,very mechanicaly inclined,compasionate,love animals,children(though my daughter is an adult)HAS HER FAMILY.
How important is it for you to know that I am very romantic,YOU WILL NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU GIVE (US) A CHANCE.
I am currently in N.J….I want to live in DELAWARE OR MARYLAND( But I prefer DELAWARE) Since I know it’s more business friendly.
The most important thing for you to know before you answer this ad?….My finacial circumstances are terrible!
Sooo If that one issue is a deal breaker, I wish you well, and hope you find what you seek.
IF ALL THE GOOD QUALITIES I MENTIONED AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, CAN OVERRIDE THIS ONE ISSUE OF MY FINANCES….Or lack of,Then please ask to read my profile; I WILL E-MAIL IT TO YOU,AND IF YOU ALSO WANT TO SEE MY RESUME, I WILL GLADLY E-MAIL THAT TO YOU.(you don’t have to answer back once you read my profile)I have some offers out there….Some insight into others lifes, AMAZES ME(I thought I had it bad)… BUT I WANT THIS TO BE RIGHT FOR(BOTH)..I WOULD LIKE (YOU) TO THINK ABOUTTHE POSSIBILITIE’s..And asking for my profile will enlighten such possibilities..I am not here for any free ride,or pitty.
I know I have the potential to be someones (RIGHT “ONE”) IF YOU GIVE ME THE GIFT OF “HOPE”…I WANT TO GIVE YOU AN HONEST, LOVING, COMPASIONATE,ROMANTIC, SKILLFULL,(ONE WOMAN MAN)Someone with good marketing skills & ideas..for business, I also enjoy Boating, I am very skilled in this.
SO DO YOU WANT TO READ A VERY DETAILED PROFILE??…Be forewarned, It is filled with some good, very sad, and some deep insight into my life(and open book) can you handle that?
YES; The picture is me…hairy chest and all (and) will turn (47) in April, NO; I don’t use black hair coloring YES; My dog is better looking than me…Though she is no longer with us, Looong story. YES; I would like to be “LOVED”..Do you think you could “LOVE” again? YES; I Am in terrible financial shape..So I know I will be executed by many..But I am worth someone’s consideration. NO; I don’t have an alcohol dependency…or others. Hope the “good outweighs the bad…Awareness and it’s close cousin “Attention” are scarce commodities(qualities) ..In this SNAP JUDGEMENT SOCIETY..But great are the rewards for your attention and “TRUE” Understanding. ROBERT
ROBERT
Ohh, so much to (“TALK”) about here. Think ABOUT… the POSSIBILITIE’s. At least he got most of the spelling correct on the sentence where he tells you that he’s a fucking brokeass loser. *ahem* Finacial circumstances? Really? You can spell circumstances but you can’t spell financial? Awesome.
What’s your favorite line?
Thanks to Kristin for this one!
