I'm mature, not olden.
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on April 23, 2009 at 8:00 am
Half way through this submission, I realized he couldn’t be serious. He just… Couldn’t.
I can’t imagine that he could be… Right?
Olden type woman – 27
So does anyone know of where I can meet an olden type woman? Like the classic type.
I wish I lived in the olden times, when a cave man could just go club a woman in the head and drag her back to his cave, then they were married. I like that simplistic type thing. She then would cook, clean, gather food, have babies, take care of the family and basicly do all the work. That’s what I want. I don’t need no woman that can think on her own, I need a woman that can take orders from me. If I wanted something that can think on their own I’d get me one of them there smart girls from the university or coolage. I need a girl with low self esteem so I can build her up and break her down when she steps out of line. you could be that lucky woman! You could cook, clean and service me! I could service you with sub-par sexual prowess and insults that make you think less of yourself, like no other man you’ve ever known. Think about how great that would be!
I can’t wait to hear from you!
I mean, right?
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Sounds like one of those revenge-type postings to me (current/ex- girlfriend getting back at jackass). Otherwise I weep for this man and any woman he encounters.
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Assuming this is serious (but really?), I know a whole 1700 acres run by the FLDS outside El Dorado, TX, that’s right up his alley…
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I am an Anthropology graduate student and after getting over all of the gross inaccuracies regarding “cavemen” and human evolution, I was disgusted…I guess it’d because I’m a coolage educated woman with a independent spirit and mind. It takes a real man to want to be with an intelligent and assertive woman–clearly he is not one of them!
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Maybe he’s one of those jaded dudes that’s sick of “nice guys finishing last”, or thinking that chicks want to be treated badly, and this is his bitter way of expressing his anger over some kind of bad-boy replacement?
Either that or he’s a f***wad and I need to go polish up my assboot.
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Jen, darling… You’re welcome to wave your Fuck Flag here
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Thanks.
I kind of figured as much, but after my rant about poor metal dude the other day, I figured I should tone it down a little. HA! Although seriously, put stars in and all of a sudden it doesn’t mean the same damn thing?
Anyway, thanks.
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This sounds like poorly executed sarcasm to me. But what do I know – I’m a coolage educated woman…
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So at first I thought maybe. Then I thought no, surely not. Now I’m not sure. I believe he might be from Smalltown, VA and it might be legit. What an asshat.
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[ripping my shirt off]
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKING YES!
lol
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“don’t need no woman that can think on her own” sounds like lyrics to a country western song.
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…. I think I dated this guy…. Either way, i was having flashbacks the entire time I read this.
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I think this is sarcasm served very, very dry. The horrid grammar and spelling, followed with “I could service you with sub-par sexual prowess and insults that make you think less of yourself, like no other man you’ve ever known.” simply don’t jibe. I believe this is a man looking for a woman who is a fan of both irony and sarcasm, or as Maughta said a revenge post. Either way, it would be interesting to hear the backstory!
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He’s got one point : the girls in Coolage are much more frigid these days…
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I might not be a coolage graduate.. but I guess I will never have the chance to cook, clean and service a WONDERFUL man like this, damn me and my thinking on my own!!!
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I might not be a coolage graduate.. but I guess I will never have the chance to cook, clean and service a WONDERFUL man like this, damn me and my thinking on my own!!!
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What, he’s never heard of BDSM? I know like a dozen woman who would probably jump at the chance… lol.
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