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    I'm mature, not olden.

    Half way through this submission, I realized he couldn’t be serious. He just… Couldn’t.

    I can’t imagine that he could be… Right?

    Olden type woman – 27

    So does anyone know of where I can meet an olden type woman? Like the classic type.
    I wish I lived in the olden times, when a cave man could just go club a woman in the head and drag her back to his cave, then they were married. I like that simplistic type thing. She then would cook, clean, gather food, have babies, take care of the family and basicly do all the work. That’s what I want. I don’t need no woman that can think on her own, I need a woman that can take orders from me. If I wanted something that can think on their own I’d get me one of them there smart girls from the university or coolage. I need a girl with low self esteem so I can build her up and break her down when she steps out of line. you could be that lucky woman! You could cook, clean and service me! I could service you with sub-par sexual prowess and insults that make you think less of yourself, like no other man you’ve ever known. Think about how great that would be!
    I can’t wait to hear from you!

    I mean, right?

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