So, my friend Drew sent me this submission on April 7th and has been hassling me since then to get it up on zee blawg.
Being a creature of instant gratification, I get him though. That’s why me and Drew get along like two ornery peas in a pod. 
Drew also uses big words (that I love) and obscure jokes (that I often don’t get)
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Drew’s submission!
Alright ladies, I think that we gentlemen out there can all admit that the douche-bags on dating sites are too numerous to count, and profligate in their ham-fisted attempts to attract women via the online medium. Unfortunately, I find that there are plenty of douche-y ladies out there as well. Since it has occurred to me that we infrequently, if ever, look at the offering of the same sex in these online dating sites, that I might be able to offer some insight into the type of people that we, as men, might be dealing with here.I encountered, as one of my “Quiver Matches” this woman whose OkCupid name is ramus97. She, upon initial inspection of her picture and her profile seemed to be an attractive girl, punk-y and up my alley. Her “You should message me if” section starts out well, but ends with the standard “don’t think you’re gonna get laid just because I have a personal ad. I, unlike the rest of you fuckers on this site, am not looking for physical intimacy” type of message.
You are not a douchebag, if you actually have something intelligent to say, and you are not here just b/c you think you will get laid. I work in male dominated industries, I know how men operate and I will call a spade a spade.
Well, ramus97, I too can call a spade a spade and call you out on your other picture on your profile.
Apparently, it’s a “slutty Halloween costume” pic. She’s wearing nothing more than a pair of bib overalls, a skin colored bra, no t-shirt and the caption reads: “I was a sweet lil country girl for Halloween”. Right… Give me a fucking break people.The lesson here is this: people are only buying what you are selling, so, if you put it out there like that only the douche-bags are going to pick it up. It’s real fucking simple people…
Good eye, Drew! She reminds me a bit of the poor twat who was looking for a respect in her lingerie.
And can we also ASSume that her user name is pronounced “Ram Us” – suggestive, indeed.
Personally, I take no issue with people intentionally posting pictures like this if they’re only looking for sex. But, yea… Drew pegged it (*scoff* it’s a figure of speech!) — you can’t traipse around looking like a piece of meat and then get mad when dudes only want to fuck you.
