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    Duuuude. This is… [gag]

    BACK TO BLACK – 50 (COBB COUNTY)

    Miss my lovely ebony girl friend/playmate. Her aroma and taste and warm, warm wet………………Ah Your know where I’m at……………….licking that Pink thing. And that gorgeous Azzzzzzzzzz!!!!!! I’m tall, 6’4″, slender, about 210 lbs.

    A real Erotic mind set is a must. It should include at the top, a tall, slender, Experienced, real male white man. Erotic mind set…..Pure white panties from Fredericks. Yes, there is a slit down there that when you stand a certain way, your Pink Pearl glistens and my cock begins to throb. And the white bra……….is cut with your nipples exposed. Under a silk shirt, your arousal is apparent to anyone who notices after my hand brushes firmly against your ass. I sent a revealing picture to a “Lady” yesterday and I apologize

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    What do you think he means when he says “lady”…? And thanks for the apology, creep. I’ll accept it on behalf of all the ladies who have ever received an unsolicited penis picture. It means a lot when you explain some kind of weird fantasy right before you apologize.

    Are you picturing what I’m picturing from his description? Some slut with a see-through shirt on and her nipples all popping out of her bra. EW. This is a family restaurant, tramp1

    So, yea. Thanks for that.

    If a man ever characterized me as having an aroma, I’m pretty sure it would ensure that the panties would NOT be dropping for him. *ahem*

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