Wait'll He Gets His Hanes On You…

Thanks to reader Alia in Cleveland for this submission.

The Winner Is? – 45 (Cleveland)

I am seriously looking for a life partner, a woman ideally between 36 – 50 years of age, preferably within a radius of 40 miles from downtown Cleveland area. About me: 45 years old, 6’6″, 210lbs, trim body, light brown hair, brown eyes nonsmoker, divorced 3 years, no children. Am passionate about my career as the lead Computer Network Engineer for a large corporation (8 to 5, M-F), and my part-time computer consulting business. Have earned several advanced industry certifications. I work out 5 days a week and am physically fit. Am handy around the house and can change the oil in your car in 10 minutes flat! Believe in balancing hard work with fun times: nature hikes, bike rides, going to the Islands, especially romantic Pelee Island, movies, and also enjoy relaxing at home, snug on the couch. I surf the web for new ideas, read much material related to my profession but also keep up with current events. My favorite color is blue, and a favorite romantic notion is getting caught in the rain with my beloved and then us drying each other off. I try to be a sensitive person and a good listener though I love my job so much I ramble on about it quite often! About you: Intelligent, kind, good listener, physically fit, passionate about your own career and hobbies. My photos are below. Please write and tell me about yourself. I ask that you include your age and location and would appreciate a recent photo of yourself. Please feel free to ask me questions. If we hit it off in email and phone, I’d like to meet over dinner. Serious women only please. No spammers

You know, I was all ready to email this guy and share with him that blue is ALSO my favorite color, but I fear I’m too far away for him. Alia, get you some, girl! These pictures are just… *sigh*

It’s clear he spends most of his time in front a computer and not, you know, in social situations where he sees how other people are dressed. You know, like… With shoes on and stuff. And is that a medicine ball he’s holding there? (It’s blue! Duh, man.)

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