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    You say damaged like it's a bad thing

    I’m already damaged

    I’m probaly not the most normal person in the world, but I can act like it from time to time. For instance when I meet your mother and father, of course I’ll put on a show but when were at home you better expect things to be different. However, your mom and dad should never ever worry, I’ve got the best intentions. I’m looking for somebody compatible for me, who will understand they way I am. I do need to take notice of, and remember the smallest things you do to me, and I will. If I dont’ pass the first time, don’t give up on me. I should start to realize you care then start to apply myself to you. But if at first I dont’ seem like I’m interested, I’m waiting for you to make the first move. I know what I want now show me what you want. So Im pretty motivated about getting my body to a certain standard. I definetly love running, and doing push-ups, and sit-ups, and chin-ups. I’m not a huge fan of weigh training, I tend to lean more towards calisthenic, but I’ll weight train here and their. I’m not a fan of war, and understand it will be around forever. Oh screw it, I just want to be happy and have fun, screw everything esle.

    So, basically, you’re a raging ass hole and we’re just supposed to grin and bear it because, trust you, you’re gonna get better over time? Oh, and when you’re acting uninterested, you really ARE interested…? So we should make the first move?

    Sounds like you’re kind of a pussy AND an asshole.

    AMAZING.

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