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    Dad seeks daughter to spoil – 42 (Nashville area)

    42yo dwm seeks “daughter” 18-25 to spoil. I’m self employed, have a nice house on the lake, boats, cars and other toys. I usually go on vacation a couple of times a year and enjoy traveling. I have a home gym with hot tub and sauna and enjoy working out regularly. I’m looking for a “daughter” type to live with me and enjoy the fruits of my labor. As your “daddy,” I will provide you with tuition for college, if you want to go to school, a nice car to drive and a reasonable expense account. You will not be required to work but, you will have to do your chores, young lady! icon smile Daddy Dearest I’m clean, sane and safe and expect same. I’m serious about this, you be too. 420 friendly a plus but NO hard drug users please. Send an email to me, with photo(s) of YOURSELF and tell me why I should consider you for “adoption.” ***I’m the tall one in either the right or in the center of the photos.

    So, basically, you’re a pedophile who has been able to keep your creep on the hush-hush long enough to be successful and acquire a house, boats, cars and “other toys”…?

    Well, probably not, you guys. Here’s the pictures he attached to his Craigslist post:

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    OOOOhhhh. I get it. This is more a Peter Pan Complex thing than a creepy pedophile.

    So you just switched teams from creepy to pathetic. AWESOME.

    Y’all, somebody scoop this man up. He seems like Prime, Grade A Dating Material.

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