Comments on: From My Inbox – Special Edition

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:57:05 +0000

Thank you.
I’ve never seen a case of douchebag…helping… himself…based on the internet, no matter how hard I’ve looked. A little bit of my faith in humanity is restored…
(A 16 year old cynic, folks! What a world the interwebs are, eh?

By: Jami

Jami — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:52:19 +0000

I’ll fix it for you — it’s a thing, not a [ and ] thing.

By: Count Blah

Count Blah — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:18:14 +0000

Hey…apparently I can’t use markup here.

By: Count Blah

Count Blah — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:11:41 +0000

See, the thing that gets me is “shes a very introverted person and it takes a miracle to get her to talk about anything.”

News flash: when getting YOUR WIFE to talk to you is like pulling teeth, it doesn’t mean she’s an introvert. It means she hates you.

I mean, seriously. Being in love with someone (and why get married if you’re not in love?) inherently means that you have emotional intimacy with them. Which means talking. I would classify myself as an introvert as well, but when I’m dating someone I’m really into, I open up to him. This chick isn’t shy, she’s distant. Not the same thing. And therefore I figure she may well be out bangin’ other dudes.

Oh, and I know I’m commenting here really really late in the game, but in case anyone ever reads this: on OKCupid, there is no “available” option that you select. HOWEVER, if you select your status as “married” or “seeing someone” AND select anything other than friendshippy stuff under what you’re looking for, the site will automatically list your relationship status as “available”. There is a big bold disclaimer at the top of the selection page that explicitly states this, but a lot of people seem to miss it somehow. Therefore, this guy may not have realized that his profile said he was “available”, and a lot of potential respondents might not realize that the designation is not the same as “single”.

By: BoyWonder

BoyWonder — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:08:03 +0000

I’m really concentrating on the few key phrases such as :

“not healthy”…ummm…you got that right..please pass me the full body condom – in green please so I look like Gumby.

And I won’t BORE you all night long..I smell the double entendre burning…

And reading between the line he says he doesn’t want to know what the wifey is up to…I say it sounds more like she’s the one stepping out…take it or leave it..and he’s trying (lamely) to get with the program.