Yet again, if you get where the title came from, you’re awesome. If you had to google it, you’re a douche.
Caroline sends this submission in and all I can say about that picture is, “I WAS IN THE POOL!! I WAS IN THE POOL!”
dorkly
25 / m / straight / single
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What I’m doing with my life
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The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
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Now, with a user name like dorkly, we had to know he was going to be something special, right? But really?
For those of you don’t know (don’t feel bad, I had to google this one myself, but my hunch was correct) Jewel is a grocery store, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But I mean, really… PART TIME? At a grocery store?
So, ladies, step right up. Oh… Wait. He didn’t tell me his name. I’m going to just call him George, does that sound alright? Come hag out with George and his friend Bill and go clubbing. After all, George is good at talking on the phone and shit. I mean, he likes American Pie and can count to six– Oh, shit. No, sorry. Make sure you bring your condoms because he KNOWS what he’s doing, but you can leave the matches at home.
Dude, did you see the way the buttons pucker on his shirt? Hehehe… Somebody help that man.
