Date Wrecks:

Choo-Choo!!

Thank goodness metalchic69-4u stepped in to provide us with some brief relief from the Ashlablot train that was barreling through. All aboard the Narcissist Express!

Oh wait, did I just say her user name was metalchic69-4u? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

metalchic69-4u

28 / f / straight / single

Bridgeport, Texas

My Self-Summary

Hey people, I am a 28 year old heavy metal mommy. My son Rowdy Zakk (after the great Zakk wylde) is my world he is 4 years old and is a mamas boy. When Im not doing the whole domestic mommy thing I am a wild child. I love to go to local shows and you will usually find me in the mosh pit. I know that seems a little aggressive for a chic but I am no normal chic. I love to have a good time and i love music especially hardcore and metal. I also enjoy movies especially horror. I am not just a fighter but also a lover. I have a very huge heart and I am very giving. I am easy to love and even easier to please.

What I’m doing with my life

Being the best mommy I can be without loosing sight of my true passions and identity. But as far as a career my passion is journalism. I majored in it in college but had to take a break. However I feel that writing is a gift therefor I believe college only feeds this gift and I am still useful to my field as is. In the mean time I am looking for a writing job, while settling for a waitressing job. It pays the bills. I love how i get paid to smile. Other than that I am sitting around waiting for Mr. Right to drop into my life.

I’m really good at

I am really good at sticking beside someone no matter what and being a true friend and person. I am also good at making people laugh and soothing those with pain or frustration. Oh yeah I am really really really really good at a few other things but you will have to meet me to find out about that.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

I have beautiful green bedroom eyes that glisten and I have big juicy full lips and of course who can resist the blonde hair. I have also been told that I have a great voice, and I am a generally caring easygoing, honest person. I like to laugh and make people laugh and I love to make them smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I am an extreme metal fan. I love going to concerts and I play bass guitar. Among the bands that I have seen and I love are Pantera, Slayer, Black Label Society, Mushroomhead, and Mudvayne, Corrosion of Conformity, Hell Yeah, Killswitch Engage, Static X, Slipknot, Korn, and Metallica.

My favorite movies are Fight Club, Tombstone, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I also like Salton Sea, Threesome, and A love song for Bobby Long, and Momento. I completely adore all horror films. Among my favorites are the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of the Lambs, The Sleepaway camp series, the Friday the thirteenth series, and all the Halloweens. But I would have to say, My favorite director is Rob Zombie. I absolutely love House of 1000 Corpses, The devil’s rejects and his new version of Halloween. I am so glad he decided to make movies. I think he should make alot more movies I love his demented views and sick twists.

The six things I could never do without

1. Music
2. Sex
3. My son
4. eyeliner
5. my car
6. money

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I spend alot of time thinking about music, I play the bass guitar, the trumpet and I like to sing. I also am obsessed with musicians, I hardly ever meet one that doesn’t turn me on in some way especially bass players in metal bands. oh yeah, i’m a nympho by nature not by choice so I constantly have sex on the brain.

On a typical Friday night I am

If I am not working I am usually trying to party and rock out somewhere, somehow, someway. my son is usually at his dads and I am either at a show or on the go but never a dull moment

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am a FREAK in all senses of the word, Oh yeah and I have my nipples pierced.

You should message me if

You are looking for a good time or a good friend!

Alright, lemme pick out the things that stood out to me:

• “My son Rowdy Zakk” — Bless your poor son’s heart
• “Oh yeah I am really really really really good at a few other things but you will have to meet me to find out about that.” — OH FUCK ME. Jesus, I hate bitches like this. You know what? Ugh — just fucking typical. I hate bitchezzz, dude.
• “I have beautiful green bedroom eyes that glisten and I have big juicy full lips and of course who can resist the blonde hair.” — [bang.bang.bang.banging my head on the table!] woops, there go my brains, leaking out muh ears.
• The six things she could never do without, clearly, in order of importance: “1. Music, 2. Sex, 3. My son.” Good thing you’ve got some perspective there, darlin’!
• “oh yeah, i’m a nympho by nature not by choice so I constantly have sex on the brain.” Well, thank goodness you cleared that up. I was beginning to wonder if you were into sex AT ALL.
• “I am a FREAK in all senses of the word, Oh yeah and I have my nipples pierced.” Oh fuck. There it goes. I just lost muh brane. It’s oozing out of my head and down my neck. It’s over, guys. I’m done. I’m glad it’s Friday because I’m pretty sure I’m going to need a weekend to recover from this one.

Thanks to J. Adams for this one!