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 [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-] 
Show IPA –noun, plural -nies.
rÉ™| -the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend. |
Here’s his picture:
Coy, dashing, well dressed. He’s gay, right?
Wait for it…
The first sentence on his profile:
“Hey! I love dancing and portobello mushrooms – mmmm – and the movie Amélie.”
Oh, right, this guy has to be gay right? FABULOUS!
Well, no, he says he’s straight… But damn it, I really think he must be in the closet… Or just the most METRO secure-in-his-feminine-side dude I’ve ever seen.
Then he brings the punch, hence the definition of irony above:
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
Ooooooh. So he’s totally and completely aware that he looks gay then, right?
That’s my version anyway.
