Does.not.compute.
Rancher in TEXAS wants lady 18 to 40 or 50+ (Whitsett)
WHY can’t people see, I DO NOT GO TO OTHRT SITES FOR ANY REASON!!! a lady live in on a horse ranch in TX[200+ acres] horses, cows & mules. I am white & 60. I want a lady to be here with me till I die & she can have the ranch! I can’t have kids. I like to practice, ha ha ha yes on the sex partner guesses OK? you can come & go as you please, travel with me, love me would be great but not requires. I do NOT need a lot of ladies , 1 night stands, or for a weekend. this is till I die! OK? I do not go to other sites to see your photos, email or any other reason. you can send photo, or describe your self. you lie to me when you are here you can leave that day! I will not lie to you. I am not your boss so WHY lie? IF you will really live here then answer! if you do not answer it is your fault you did not get invited. I like all kinds of ladies.[ in shape or close to it] I like short & small chests. [smallest so far 4'9" AA] I like larger as well I have been with 6′ DD. SO you decide if you want to answer me. I do not go to other sites to varify my age, I said I am 60. I will post photos of the place. I have a consealed to carry license for TEXAS, I am with an EMS, & a Fire dept. so back ground is clean. I have & never will hit a lady. so do not be 1 of those ladies that like that OK? IF you like ladies as well as men & you want to be with her as well, OK you COULD bring her, you 2 gav share the spare room most of the time if you like. I do not send money for you to get here. or to get you out of another country because you lost your pas port OK?
Natalie sent this wreck in with the comment, “Hope he’s good enough [to be a wreck]; he should be since he is HORSE! I think that’s why the grammar is so bad since horses don’t go to school. I figured he was a horse due to the pictures that were posted underneath. There really is too much to make fun of here, but I believe my favorite part is: IF you like ladies as well as men & you want to be with her as well, OK you COULD bring her, you 2 gav share the spare room most of the time if you like.”
Here’s how I can roughly translate this post:
Please don’t ask me to go to your other websites. I am not seeking pornography or cam-chat. What I am seeking is a woman to come live on my ranch. I am starting to see the light and would like to have someone move in to give me sponge baths and tend to my bed sores before I pass. You’ll also likely need to tend to the ranch — but it’s yours when I croak!
I can’t have children, but I do enjoy fornicating. You really don’t need to be all that interested in me, just you know, hang out and have sex with me. I’m really seeking something serious here.
Also, I’m not looking for pornography or cam-chat.
Please don’t be deceptive. If, upon visiting me at the ranch, I find out that you have lied, I will kindly ask you to leave. I do think it’s okay to lie to your boss at your job, but just don’t lie to me.
I’m really in no position to be picky, so I’m accepting applicants from 4’9″-6′ tall with a breast size of AA-DD, from the ages of legal to almost dead, but not as close to death as me. That should just about cover it.
Oh, I’m not sure if I mentioned it, but I am really not seeking pornography or cam-chat.
I’ve got a gun in case you get out of line, but I’ll never hit you. Even if you’re into it, I won’t hit you.
And if you’re bisexual, well… I guess I can make concessions for that. I cannot, however, put up money to get you here. Make sure you keep an eye on your passport!
I think it’s crystal clear, no?
