I’m just saying, it’s really hard to keep your feelings about black people in order. I mean, do you love them? Do you hate them? And this predicament is just further compounded when you’re a redneck living in Texas.
Prime example:
IM LOOKING FOR WHITN GIRL (MESQUITE )
YES I AM LOOKING LOOKING FOR A YONGER
LADY ABOUT 22 TO 35 I AM A WHITN GUY
IN MESQUITE TX IF YOU ARE WHITN AND YOUR A NICE SEXY LADY
HIT ME UP IM NOT IN TO BLACK LADYS IM NOT IN TO FAT LADY’S
ME I AM, A NICE GUY HIT ME BACK I LOVE TO HAVE FUN
GO OUT JUST LOOKING FOR SOME NICE SEXY GIRL; GO OUT WHIT HIT ME
BACK LADYS AGE’S 22 35 MY E.M IS DALLASCOWBOY64@gmail
So, thinking I’m out of the loop, I googled “Whitn Girl” — he used it twice! Surely it means something… But all google did was laugh at me and mock me, “Did you mean white girl?”
I’m feeling really stumped by this one because he says that he isn’t into black “ladys” but at the end, he asks the black “ladys” between the ages of 22 and 35 to “E,M” (email?) him. (Clever email handle, right?)
And can we talk about this picture? This might be up there with one of the least flattering poses ever. Is that a pillow sitting on your chest or like… your actual chest? Because the empty snack machine behind me would lead me to believe that this is probably your chest and really… It’s not very heart-healthy to eat all the snacks in the snack machine, friend.
