Chelle's Got Dibs!
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on June 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
That’s how it works, guys. If she calls dibs before anyone else, he’s hers.
Deal with it.
I am looking for a woman to settle down with – 18 (Wentzville)
I am an 18 year old man that lives in his car and I’m looking for a woman that has a house or an apartment and can help me turn my life around and settle down with me.
please be within the ages of 18-21
please help me here.
Oh… Mercy. Bless his heart. So, basically champ, you’ve got NOTHING to bring to the table. Scoff!
I don’t know why I’m acting all bothered by that shit… It’s not like much of my dating history shows many men who brought a whole lot to the table!
Hey, yo! Burn on myself.
I wonder how many replies he’s going to get.
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Well, um, at least he’s honest?
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I have a suggestion for him…go back home to Mommy. The basement has got to be better than his car. Plus he might get a meal or two.
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That’s right! He’s all mine! Actually though, he should up his age limit. An 18-21 year old probably lacks the capacity to take care of herself, much less some dude.
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I want his contact info, so I can ask him if it worked. If it can work for him, I might give it a try. Come fix me, ladies!!
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he should be asking for a woman in her mid to late 40s…ya know, those cougars are better at caring for those young male cubs than another young cub
or he should at least make his offer more appealing by talking up his super duper sex skillz or something…cuz he just sounds like a mooch!
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Well, he’s got no money, no home, no job, but he does have plenty of facial/body hair, and that totally worked for me at 19. (Though, ah, my ex-husband did have a job.)
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