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    Chelle's Got Dibs!

    That’s how it works, guys. If she calls dibs before anyone else, he’s hers.

    Deal with it.

    I am looking for a woman to settle down with – 18 (Wentzville)loser1 Chelle's Got Dibs!

    I am an 18 year old man that lives in his car and I’m looking for a woman that has a house or an apartment and can help me turn my life around and settle down with me.

    please be within the ages of 18-21

    please help me here.

    Oh… Mercy. Bless his heart. So, basically champ, you’ve got NOTHING to bring to the table. Scoff!

    I don’t know why I’m acting all bothered by that shit… It’s not like much of my dating history shows many men who brought a whole lot to the table!

    Hey, yo! Burn on myself.

    I wonder how many replies he’s going to get.

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