I’ve been asked a few times to share my profile with you, my blog readers… I’ve hesitated before because, well, damn. I guess I don’t want to be a Date Wreck myself!
But I got to thinking, what better way to kick off the new Date Wrecks 2.0 than to put myself on blast, right?
So, here you go. I’m not linking you and I’m not giving you my user name (though, if you have half a brain, it would be all THAT hard to find me yourself), but here it is.
Don’t be all, “Aw, shit. I wanna call Jami out on this crap but I can’t because she’s Jami!” I’ve got on my thick skin — though I really don’t think there’s anything there to really blast me for… *gulp*
Jami’s Dating Profile
The Skinny
Ethnicity: White
Height: 5′ 0″ (1.52m).
Looking: For New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes: When drinking
Drinks: Sometimes
Drugs: Never
Religion: Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign: Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Job: Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income: Rather not say
Kids: Has 1 child
Pets: Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
- Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window...
- Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.
- Mmmm.... Coffee....
- I got bangs today! I haven't cut my hair in about a year, but took the plunge today. I kind of love them.
- Ahh... Doctor's Cave Beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Best $5 I've spent in my life. Who ever came up with the idea for a pay beach was a fucking genius. December 2007.
- Somewhere near Negril, Jamaica at some Pirates themed bar. Yea, I'm wearing my drink umbrellas in my hair. It was about 150 degrees. December 2008.
- Conversation prior to this picture: "We should all take pictures of us making that tired kissy face on Myspace..." It was way funny in person. I swear. This is a fairly oldish picture... I think spring of 2007?
- At my brother's wedding February 2008. Best hair day of my life. MY WHOLE LIFE.
- My best friend testing out her new camera, also a bit oldish... September 2007.
My Self-Summary
We’ll do this stream of consciousness style: creative, intelligent, short, hysterical, more judgmental that i ought to be, realistic, emotional. I am not a very serious person, but I do take life pretty seriously.What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Google searching(The Google Fu is strong in this one), making sweet tea, painting my toe nails, making people laugh, dealing with chaos, dodging drama.The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My hair or my smile. I am almost always smiling and my hair is banging. Seriously. I have no issue bragging on my hair. It’s long and shiny and healthy and… well… Just banging. I also have a really loud laugh and I’m not afraid to use it.My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite book is usually the current book that I’m reading, which, right now is a book called Namedropper. My favorite movie is Dumb & Dumber – I can quote that film from front to back. I like just about all kinds of music with the exception of country music. I’d say my favorite food is steak, medium rare.The six things I could never do without
1. the boy child
2. friends
3. family
4. red wine
5. my laptop
6. my dog (he’s a bullshit)I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puns, yo mama jokes, work…I spend a lot of time sorting out mistakes from past relationships and reconsidering how I could do things differently… Really, I have no idea what my type is… If I did, I wouldn’t be single right now. This period in my life is proving to be a good opportunity to re-evaluate and figure out what really DOES matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every other weekend, my son is home, so he and I usually go to the movie theatre or over to hang with my best friend and her kids. On my “free” weekend, I usually stay out all weekend. I prefer bars and lounges to oosh-ka-oosh-ka clubs. I do like dancing, but I don’t go all that often. I love to patio sit and people watch.The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I snore. Loudly. If you snore, I’ll love you even more.I have entirely too many hair products. More than I’m willing to admit…
You should message me if
If you want to have fun on a date with me.
If you want to be a part of a meaningful partnership with a stellar woman.
You shouldn’t message me if you’re looking for a one night stand or are seeking attention.
So… What’s the verdict? I think it’s a pretty bomb-ass little profile, though I will admit to lacking on the full body shots. I just don’t have that many of them! (Lame excuse, I know, I know)
So why the fuck am I not being scooped up and proposed to and swept off my feet and tra-la-la-de-dah? You tell me.
Really. It’ll be fun…?
