Desperately Searching for a SKANK – 52 (Bethesda)
After two divorces and trying to keep up with the Jones I am fed up and just like to have a skank as a girl friend. I understand that Skank’s are too stupid to get on the internet so please pass this on to any girlfriend that you know that is a loser’ unless you fit the bill. My dream girl is a Meth Head or so called reformed Meth Head (we know once a Meth Head always a Meth Head) that enjoys cheap diners and lives in a pipe dream. Hygiene is not a problem since Meth makes you want to stay up for nights without any concern for personal appearance. I just want to be your man. You would be so high all day long that sex would just be a brief change in your Daily behavior – instead of getting $20 it would be for free! I understand that I am paying for it in the long run since you’re my whoe and I probably will regret the $$$ spent on your habit but at least you’ll be too strung out to give a shit what I think or what anyone around you thinks because you’ll always be high. Age doesn’t matter however the younger the better so as to impress you with my lack of class. Spitting in public is also acceptable along with eating with your mouth open ( See Food Lady). I am basically looking for a desperate, bottom of the barrel loser girlfriend that seeks nothing more than a classless guy to hang with in and out of the public bathrooms and crack houses. Please don’t disappoint me with any manners or class because I won’t be able to reciprocate. For me, at this point in life, I would settle for a comatose or retarded girlfriend that is just there for me in the physical sense not mentally.
I am so tired of picking up Skanks from AA meetings and NA Meetings that I want my own Skank to serve. For me, thin is a plus with jailhouses tattoos and clothes from the ‘70’s who cares we’ll make for a perfect match since I hate conversation and just enjoy fucking a mattress with a hole in it.
So if you know of a Skank or you are a Skank reading this (or having someone else reading this to you) hit me up with an email- spelling or content is not important! I hope to hear from you soon or find the corner or trailer park in which you hang out so we can meet.
Also NO WEB SITES! I will delete all sites because you failed to read this post!
I wonder what it’s like to live IN a pipe dream… Is it like Barbie’s (Pipe) Dream House? Likely not, if he’s seeking a meth head. For those of you not in-the-know, meth heads are notoriously dirty. They also have greasy skin and hair and end up losing teeth. The better to blow me with, he says.
And what a gentleman! He doesn’t want to offend our poor drug addicted lady-dater, so he’s not going to PAY her for sex. He’ll pay her with drugs. Um… Newsflash, dude: Chicks who are fucking dudes for drugs are just as much hookers as chicks who fuck dudes for money. They’re just cutting out the middle man.
Did you see his pun, too? See Food Lady…? Haha! I love a pun.
I suppose this work of satire might have been funny had it not been.dragged.out.so.damn.long. Have fun with your mattress with a hole in, charmer. I have NO idea why in the WORLD you’ve been divorced twice.
Isn’t it cute how men tell the automated bots to not email them?! It’s almost like they believe that a really hot girl on the other end is just trying to make a living getting people to pay to look at her on cam. Should we tell him that they’re all actually computers…?
