We haven’t done one of these in a while, right? I’m keeping my focus on that ladies of Atlanta this morning, so please prepare yourself for how amazing awesome awful these are.
she’s the best… – 21 (stone mountain)
my name is Syn i’m 26 but that’s beside the point. I have a cousin named Chene’ who im tired of seeing with triffling ass dudes. I would like someone sweet, down to earth & understanding. She is 17 but will soon be 18yrs old. She is gorgeous black & asian, short 5″2..so if you don’t like short girls then keep it moving. Very well educated already works with higly respected state representatives, so don’t let the age foul you!
Very independent, out going &out spoken. She is strong minded so hope you handle it..
but ill show you a couple of pics & you deside for yourself…ONLY SERIOUS REPLIES, THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND SHE KNOWS FULLY ABOUT THIS.. NO ONE OVER 21 PLEASE & THANKS..
EVERYTHING WILL BE GOING THROUGH ME SO DON’T TRY TO PLAY..
Her cousin’s name is Syn? Prounounced sin? Really? Please, oh god, tell me that is a terrible nickname that she gave to herself and not actually her GIVEN name. ohgodohgodohgod. And sweetie, it’s alt + 0232 oe 0233, not e + apostrophe. I bet Chenè could have told you that one.
Also something perplexing about this one — if Chenè is about to turn 18, and Syn is 26… Who’s the 21 year old from the title? I also think it’s funny that, at seventeen, Chenè is “very well educated” — I mean, there’s only so much education you can receive by your junior year of high school. Maybe she meant to say she’s smart? But what do I know — maybe I’m letting the age foul me. I bet Chenè is much, much smarter than Syn. Syn sounds like one of those big, tough girls who will knock a bitch out for you, if need be. I mean, the last line would scare me away if I was even remotely interested in Chenè. Don’t try to play.
children gone look for some fun – 39 (college park)
children gone for da summer looking some fun. I,m single black female 5″4 200lbs all in the right place. Send picture and then we”ll talk.
Anybody else hear the track, “Schools Out For Summer” blasting in their heads? I can’t totally hate on the idea of letting your hair down when your child goes to the other parent’s house. It is something of a mental vacation from the regular parental duties you have to carry solo during the other times. It’s her approach that is wrecky. “da summer” — that cracked me up!
I also got a little twitchy at the sight of I,m instead of I’m and the fact that she’s five inches, four (something) tall. I’m short, but DAMN. Maybe for the summer, I don’t know… You could take a class on typing and grammar/punctuation…?
Checking for a real man – 20 (Atlanta)
(MEN KEEP ASKING ME DO I HAVE CHILDERN AND IF I LKE GIRLS AND SO ON AND SO FORTH THE ANSWER TO BOTH OF THOSE QUESTIONS ARE NO SO DONT KEEP ASKING) (AND MEN JSUT BECAUSE I HAVE A SHOT OF MY CHOCOLATE ASS ON HERE DO NOT MEAN I WANT TO FUCK OFF RIP THATS NOT MY STYLE I’M NOT HOE AND NOT A GOLD DIGGERI’m currently looking to settel down and be a family with someone I want a man who belives that he should provide for his family and that his lady should take care of
home. I’m looking for an old fashion guy who wants a wife that want to have kids who cooks cleans iron take care of the bills wash cloths ……..I want a man that believe that the old fashion relationsip is the way to go someone who is romantic and like to go out on dates and belive that his woman should be spoild someone who is in the position to be a soul provider for his family if you not interested I dont need to hear your opinion if you are then get back at me with a pic and i will send you a face shot if you read this then type old fashion in the title line I WILL NOT BE READING ANY MESSAGES WITHOUT THE TITLE LINE RIGHT Thanks
Well, thanks for the disclaimer, Obviously Opposite Girl. The sheer fact that you chose to show your panty-clad ass (and shower cap on the counter, classy touch) in your personal ad means that the only dudes that are going to contact you will likely want to, how do you say it, “fuck off rip” — whatever the hell that means.
Things she likes: setteling down, family, old fashion guys, cooking, cleaning, ironing, washcloths.
Things she doesn’t like: punctuation, spelling, sentence structure, self-respect.
Are you ready to be her soul provider? /faceslap
WANTED: HARLEY OWNER FOR LIFE PARTNER AND BEST FRIEND – 43 (DOUGLASVILLE)
I am divorced with no children. I’m smart, funny, honest, affectionate ,and passionate. Somewhat old fashion. Have good morals and values. Require lots of hugs and kisses. Have many interests: ridin motorcycles, NASCAR,fishing, camping, outdoor and water activities, concerts, music(70s rock) and dancing. Too many to name. I will try anything once except bungee jumping or sky diving. I enjoy going out for a drink, shooting a game of pool, and listening to a good band. I miss the closeness of a best friend and partner. I am looking for a single/divorced/widowed white male between the ages of 39 and 57. He must be attractive, honest, affectionate and not uptight.Have good morals and values. Strong but gentle. Like myself, interested in a monogamous, long term relationship. Emotionally and finaincially stable. I am a light smoker and social drinker. Please send photo with response. I will only respond to those with photo.
So what’s wrong with her, right? She’s a little bit country, a little bit (classic) rock and roll. She just seems like a nice, southern lady who is lookin’ for her Harley man, right? Well… almost.
She also included this picture on her ad:
Uhhhh… [looking around a bit] Is this, uhh… I mean, I don’t mean to pry, but… Who is this man? In a cemetery…?
I mean, he seems like your type, darlin’. Freedom isn’t free on his leather vest…? I am 99% sure this man has a Harley. But maybe he’s your dad? If that’s the case, forget what I said. It’s against the law to date your daddy!
Yes, even in the south you guys.
What a strange picture to include in your personal ad. Strange, indeed.
why can’t i find love – 18 (lithia springs)
HEY MY NAME IS NIKKI AND HONESTLY U MIGHT HAVE SEEN A FEW POSTING FROM ME BUT I HAVENT MET THE ONE IM LOOKING FOR BEING THAT ALOT OF DUDES PLAY GAME AND TO BE HONEST I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE BULL.
BUT ANYWAYS IM LOOKING FOR MY OTHER HALF SOMEONE THAT GOING TO COMPLETE ME.
***ABOUT ME***
iM 5’5
125 REAL SLIM
BROWN SKIN
8 TATTOOS
3 PIERSING
I WOULD SAY IM PETITE
IF U WOULD LIKE TO SEE PIC GO TO MY MYSPACE
***(MYSPACE.COM/LADIISWAG18)***
BUT IM A VERY OUTGOING AND UNDERSTANDING PERSON I BEEN WORKING SINCE I WAS 16 SO I DONT TRY TO MAKE MY OWN MONEY.
IM VERY KIND HEARTED AND SWEET
I LOVE TO HAVE FUN SUCH AS BOWLING POOL SKATINK AND MAYBE CLUBBIN ONCE IN A BLU
I ALSO LOVE GOING SHOPPING TOO WHAT GIRL DONT LOL
WELL I JUST GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL ON MY WAY TO COLLEGE TO MAJOR IN ACCOUNTING
TO BE HONEST IM KINDA OF A JEALOUS FEMALE IM VERY FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO MY MAN(IF I HAD ON)
IM NOT MOBILE I STAY WIT MY MOTHER AND LOOKING TO MOVE OUT REAL SOON..
***WHAT IM LOOKING FOR***
SOMEONE WHOS VERY HONEST AND OPEN SOMEONE THAT HAVE THEY OWN CAR PLACE AND JOB SOME ON THAT CAN OFFER ME THE SAME THAT I CAN OFFER HE LIKEB TLC TENDER LOVE AND CAR
SOMEONE THAT HAVE NICE LIPS SOMEONE WIT A GOOD HEAD ON THERE SHOULDER SOMEONE THAT HAVE PLAN FOR THE FUTURE SOMEONE OLDER THEN ME AND SOMEONE THATS AINT ABOUT GAMEIF U FEEL THIS IS U THEN EMIAL ME AND TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT U THAT NO ONE KNOWS AND A PIC ALRIGHT AND ONCE AGAIN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WIT MY COMPUTER WHERE I CANT PUT PIC BUT LOOK AT MY MYSPACE
****mYSPACE.COM/LADIISWAG18
My first thoughts, Nikki, are that guys aren’t real receptive to be shouted at all the time. I know sometimes you gotta drop the swag on a dude, but maybe if you tried a more delicate approach…?
Also, you and your friends have to stop posting pictures like this on your myspace page:
Because that’s just wrong. I mean there is a child RIGHT there. And your friend in the green shorts looks like she might’ve has a little accident during the shot.
Now, for the sake of an argument, let’s flip this. If Nikki was Nick, how many of you ladies would date him
- Lives with mom
- Not mobile
- Admitedly jealous
- Seeking someone with a car and place (even though he lives with mom and doesn’t drive)
Helllllllllll no, dude. Nikki, darling. You’ve gotta get something going in your life. Or at least learn how to wrap the package up a little nicer. Maybe you choose to let your mom live with you so you can take care of her…? Maybe you don’t believe cars are good for the environment? Maybe, instead of jealous, call yourself something like, dedicated and passionate?
Oh shit, Nikki. Wait… Man. Look what I just found:
Awww, come on now! Damn, girl.
Really, I can’t help you Nikki if you’re not going to be honest with me.
