My assessment: YES.

Could this be why I am alone? – 27 (Dallas)

I am messy, my room is dirty, the dishes need done, and I am almost out of clean clothes.

I am needy.

I am smart. (I know you ask how is that a bad quality) Well too smart for my own good. I know when you are in a bad mood, I will call you out. I can tell when you aren’t being honest, and again I call you out. I will over analyze you to the point of mental exhaustion. So you are going to get pissed off at me because I can see right through your “tough guy act”. And all this without even saying a word. The power of observation.

I am over weight. Yes about 60 pounds over weight. So you will have to deal with the fact that I have some man boobies. It has creeped up on me, probably from working in a an office the last 2 years. I plan on loosing weight but remember I told you I was messy, that equates to lazy too.

I don’t take kindly to attitude, bitchiness, or negativity in general. I simply won’t put up with it.

I don’t have any friends so I will be with you all the time. I will call you all the time, leave you random emails, that sometimes don’t make sense.

And for some stupid reason I make people uncomfortable, uneasy and straight up feel weird. So they avoid me and don’t talk to me. That means that your friends probably won’t like me, they will think I am rude, or mean. They will misinterpret everything I say. And take it as some kind of insult.

And let’s not even talk about penis size.

There you have it. Everything straight out in the open. Now you can’t get disappointed because I told you before we even talked.
And please ladies add your age/location and a little bit about yourself when you reply. A picture would be nice too but not necessary, but eventually we are going to have to exchange them.

I’m vacillating between feeling like this is a brilliant display of wreckery or maybe my exboyfriend has moved to Texas…?

I wasn’t really sold on how awesome/awful this one was until I got to, “And let’s not even talk about penis size.” Hahaha! At least he’s honest about what he’s working with…?

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