Someone sent this to me today and had me in stiches:
From Passive Aggressive Notes:
Alright… So that’s pretty… Um… I mean, let’s just say, I’ve gotten emails like this and you know what I do with them?
KA-CHUNK it into the circular file!
Here’s the way I look at it, if it’s not something you’d walk up to me and say to me in a bar, it shouldn’t be in your introduction email. Can you imagine if a guy walked up to you in the bar and was all, “You looked at me from across the room and I’ve been sitting over here waiting for you to come talk to me. I can’t believe you haven’t come talk to me!”
Fucking douche… That’s what that is.
But he’s not done… He follows it up with this little gem — I can’t, for the LIFE of me figure out why this girl didn’t email him and propose right then and there!
Uh… Yea. Thanks for the tip, dude. I can’t figure out why THIS guy is single.
