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    Not Your Typical “Daddy Seeks Baby” Post…

    I got a shit ton of submissions this past weekend and when I got this one, I was all, “Gawd. Another sugar daddy post. Blah de blah. Boring!”

    But then I read it… And my mind was swiftly changed.

    Daddy Here Seeking A Woman To Turn Into My Baby Girl – 26 (Arlington)3k73pb3lcZZZZZZZZZ96a2006f6fc03561bbf Not Your Typical Daddy Seeks Baby Post...

    Hello,
    I am an experienced gentleman seeking a pretty girl to take into my home and regress back to infancy. I want to hold you, feed you, and change your diapers, which I’ll expect you to wear 24/7 once I become your daddy. I want a nice, obedient girl who’ll obey me and submit to being babied. For our first date, I just want baby to be nice and comfortable. I’ll get you diapered and feed you a nice dinner, then we’ll watch a movie together, and I’ll change you afterwards. I am 5’11, 240 lbs, reply with pic if interested.

    Uhhhhm…Â I will NEVER understand this fetish. Ever. What’s sexy about diapers? And full-grown adult shits filling up diapers? Ah’nothanks.

    And, experienced? Exactly what are you experienced in doing, kiddo? Have a lot of younger sisters? Do a lot of babysitting?

    [shudder]

    Oh god, for that, I’m sorry. You guys don’t deserve this. My bad.

    The upside, maybe you could find some kind of loop hole and somehow be his dependent and you guys could split the EIC or something?

    http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/m4w/1215504642.html
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