From my Stats:
Top Searches:
datewrecks, prison chicks, jerking off together, jacking off monster nipples, supreme jerking off
Jacking off monster nipples?! WTF?! HAHA!
Alright, somebody own up to this one. Who was google searching for monster nipples to jack off to? Who was it?
And supreme jerking off? Are we talking about like… jacking off with onions and peppers and olives and shit? Or is this a more judicial supreme court jerking off fantasy?
Bless your heart, creepy google searcher… You came here looking for giant nipples with copious toppings. I’m sorry to disappoint you. I’m CERTAIN you can find something creepy and/or perverted here that might tie you over, though, okay?
That is fucking hysterical.
