Duck Season! Wabbit Season!
— By Jami on July 22, 2009 at 8:00 am
Dawn sends this one in all the way from Oskaloosa, Iowa!
Gmess68 The Lobster: LOOKING FOR MY BEST FRIEND R U THE 1
His interests include: “catfishing hunting prefeablly deer turkey and mostly{{coonhunting}} children and a occasional harley ride”
Um, excuse me Mr. Lobster, sir. How, praytell, do you coonhunt children? Or are you just hunting them regular-style? If you could give me your answer, prefeablly, with really turribul speeling, that’d be super. Kthxbai.
It just makes me really, really not proud to be an American when I see GROWN people spelling like this. It’s just not acceptable, people!!
A little bit more about, Mistah Lobsta, if you please:
BIG BIG HEARTED!!, honest,loyal, father of six year old twins looking for that special pearson to share those long cold nights and good conversation with .Must love children and accept us as a package deal ,they are my life as of now and will be untill there at least sixteen or so and realize dad just isn’t that much fun ta hang with all the time LOL.
I REALLY WOULD LIKE TA FIND THAT BEST FRIEND TYPE A’ PEARSON.
One that i could honestly trust and love and lay my life in there hands ,one with great family values .
i like most all types of music but would say “”lynard skynard”"would be my favorite .the feel good music i’d say .I don’t mind going out once a month or so ,but it wouldn’t break my heart ta stay home with the kids either.I feel as adults we can always find our pearsonal time we need togeather, good communication a plus
PHEW. Mercy. My red pen says, “click-click!”
Dedicated father ahead! “Muh kidz ore muh life until’n they get to be sisteen or so and leave thu farm.”
I’m not posting his other picture here, but feel free to click the link above. He is totally playing favorites with his twins — only posting one of their pictures… Though, I suppose maybe it’s just a time-saver. I mean, they’re TWINS right. The other one probably looks similar, if not identical to the one posted, right? Good going, Mister Lobster. Effeciency is almost as sexy as being a hoarder.
What the fuck is going in that picture there, dude? It looks like something from Highlights Magazine’s Hidden Pictures! “Can you find the dead white jellyfish? How about the grocery-sack-as-trashbag-on-the-back-of-the-chair? Cuckoo clock?”
I suppose, maybe only in Iowa, that there’s an entire section of shelving in the CD Store for the musical genre of “lynard skynard”.
Hey, high five, Mister Lobster. Way to not play into those Midwest Redneck stereotypes!
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Well, aside from the spelling and grammatical challenges presented, I thought it’s sweet how he clearly loves his kids.
Not my type so much, but he’s not bad looking, he loves his kids, and okay, he’s not real bright, but he’d be a provider of some fresh meat, right? I can see where someone would find him attractive…
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Someday you should do a feature on “Check the background before you post it on your profile.” Even if this man were intelligent, witty, articulate, and gorgeous, the clutter and the fact that he does not notice it, makes him a Wreck.
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How DARE he sully the most holy covenant of Skynyrd?! Dude, if you like ‘em so much, you must have an 8-track or two sitting around. Go find one and double check the spelling, man!
But I’d love to cozy up to this guy, throw some Skynard on the ol’ victrola and imaginate us some coonhunting.
I wonder if Lobster Boy would be interested in this Pearson. He WAS Prime Minister of my dear Canada, after all. And look at that jaunty pseudo-womb broom! Mrowr rowr!
And love the addition of the hidden pictures.
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I loved ‘Hidden Pictures’ page from Highlights Magazine when I was a kid. As an adult, it’s a game of ‘Hidden Messages’ I think. The line: “I REALLY WOULD LIKE TA FIND THAT BEST FRIEND TYPE A’ PEARSON.”
This says everything. Mistah Lobster doesn’t want to live in the ‘gmess’ but doesn’t want to do anything about it himself.
Prolly why he’s single now.
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I totally agree with Kelly….he needs to check that background before he snaps his pic!
I actually feel sorry for him–and his poor spelling. I taught adult literacy for many years; he’s probably functioning on a 4th grade level at-best. Sad.
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How the fuck can you screw up “pearsonal” but get “communication”?
REALLY? REALLY?
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so, in Iowa at 16 you just let them go? Or is it just that once they get their driver’s license they’re getting as far away from that mess as possible?
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If he loves Lynyrd Skynyrd so much, he ought to at least learn to spell their name right. Also, what does someone from Iowa know about lobsters??
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This is far better than the crisco guy. And the guy from yesterday.
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