Dawn sends this one in all the way from Oskaloosa, Iowa!
Gmess68 The Lobster: LOOKING FOR MY BEST FRIEND R U THE 1
His interests include: “catfishing hunting prefeablly deer turkey and mostly{{coonhunting}} children and a occasional harley ride”
Um, excuse me Mr. Lobster, sir. How, praytell, do you coonhunt children? Or are you just hunting them regular-style? If you could give me your answer, prefeablly, with really turribul speeling, that’d be super. Kthxbai.
It just makes me really, really not proud to be an American when I see GROWN people spelling like this. It’s just not acceptable, people!!
A little bit more about, Mistah Lobsta, if you please:
BIG BIG HEARTED!!, honest,loyal, father of six year old twins looking for that special pearson to share those long cold nights and good conversation with .Must love children and accept us as a package deal ,they are my life as of now and will be untill there at least sixteen or so and realize dad just isn’t that much fun ta hang with all the time LOL.
I REALLY WOULD LIKE TA FIND THAT BEST FRIEND TYPE A’ PEARSON.
One that i could honestly trust and love and lay my life in there hands ,one with great family values .
i like most all types of music but would say “”lynard skynard”"would be my favorite .the feel good music i’d say .I don’t mind going out once a month or so ,but it wouldn’t break my heart ta stay home with the kids either.I feel as adults we can always find our pearsonal time we need togeather, good communication a plus
PHEW. Mercy. My red pen says, “click-click!”
Dedicated father ahead! “Muh kidz ore muh life until’n they get to be sisteen or so and leave thu farm.”
I’m not posting his other picture here, but feel free to click the link above. He is totally playing favorites with his twins — only posting one of their pictures… Though, I suppose maybe it’s just a time-saver. I mean, they’re TWINS right. The other one probably looks similar, if not identical to the one posted, right? Good going, Mister Lobster. Effeciency is almost as sexy as being a hoarder.
What the fuck is going in that picture there, dude? It looks like something from Highlights Magazine’s Hidden Pictures! “Can you find the dead white jellyfish? How about the grocery-sack-as-trashbag-on-the-back-of-the-chair? Cuckoo clock?”
I suppose, maybe only in Iowa, that there’s an entire section of shelving in the CD Store for the musical genre of “lynard skynard”.
Hey, high five, Mister Lobster. Way to not play into those Midwest Redneck stereotypes!
