Git you some!
Profiling: MissFrench819
[insert purring noise]
That’s right folks, it’s time to settle in with the spicy sexpot, Miss French. And they don’t call her Miss French because of the way she talks. Oh no. It’s because of the way she moves her mouth.
[putting the needle on the record for some sllllllow jazzzzzz]
Here she is ladies and germs, the one… The only… Miss French.
missfrench819
71 / f / straight / single
Powder Springs, Georgia
My Self-Summary
Lady Frency is looking for a kind and gentleman thats has values and likes to travel.. He must be a good and honest man and like ( Sports ) (nascar) and ( dancing ) and be active not a coach potato.. i am (5 ft 2 in.) (125 lbs)( blonde hair ) and (brown eyes ), if u like what u read lets get together .
What I’m doing with my life
injoying all life has to offer. dancing swiming and traveling
I’m really good at
i am real good at ( swiming )( dancing ) I also sew and make my own ( curtains and clothes )
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
is my ( legs )
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
love to read novel, movies are many kinds humor crime and history i love italian food
The six things I could never do without
food, money home, love of my children. my car and my dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i spend alot of time thing how nice it would be to share what i have with a good man
On a typical Friday night I am
I am dancing,, with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
is i am still sexually active
You should message me if
love to hear from a man that has the same values as me
[scratch the record]
WHAT? Granny! You WHAT? You’re still sexually active?
I mean, c’mon now… We know that you’re in great shape… Yes, we hear about your legs all the time. Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, blah blah blah. But WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR WHAT’S GOING ON IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!
My god, woman. Now I can’t stop wondering if you’re sporting a silver bush or a silver buzz!
But really, damn. This little old lady is probably going to make some old fart PRETTY happy. I can’t hate on her. I hope when I’m seventy-something I’m still ready to ride the rod.
So, high five Miss French. Date Wrecks salutes you! GIT SOME!
I think it’s so grandma-style-cute that she messed up the tagging code on OkCupid. You’re supposed to put keywords in [[double brackets]], but she put them in parenthesis! Awww. My grandma used to get mixed up. She’d say, “I need to pick up my prescription at the CVC” — mixing up CVS, the pharmacy with QVC, the old lady money drainer. Aww! Right?
Also, when I clicked on the questions that Ol’ Frenchie answered, here’s the first one to pop up:
If I say yes, does that make me a bad kid, Granny?
