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    I can totally see up your nose.

    Kristin, seriously. Where do you find these people?!
    ok guy im going to say this loud and clear IM LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP NOT A ONE NIGHT STAND I DONT WANT SOMEONE TO WAIST MY TIME OR upsidedown I can totally see up your nose.DATE ME JUST TO FUCK ME IM TIRED OF THAT SHIT……..I ONLY LIKE WHITE SLIM TO AVERAGE GUYS. SORRY I DONT WANT ANY OTHER RACE IM NOT RACES BUT THATS JUST ME I WANT SOMEONE BETWEEN 18-30 PLEASE NO BALD GUYS AND DO NOT EMAIL ME JUST TO SEE IF I AM REAL BECAUSE I AM I WANT SOMEONE THAT HAS A JOB AND A PLACE TO LIVE AS I AM LOOKING TO START A LIFE WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL I DONT WANT A BUMB I DONT WANT A SUGAR DADDY. I HAVE 4 KIDS BUT ONLY TWO WILL BE LIVING WITH THEY ARE 6 AND 1 RIGHT NOW. BOTH GIRLS.

    she wants someone that has a job and a place to live, has 4 kids but doesn’t want a sugar daddy?

    there’s just SO MUCH wrong with her ad- substantively and well, superficially too. don’t “waist” her time…she’s not “races” she doesn’t want a “bumb” and for the love of god, the CAPS!

    -kristin

    This might be my most favorite typo ever: “IM NOT RACES.”
    Excuse me, while I bust a gut. Holy hell!
    I think we may have another tshirt in the works…
    pixel I can totally see up your nose.
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