I think we’ve reached the end of the internet!

After this OkStupid profile, I’m not sure I can continue. This… This makes me sad for America, and the world. Think of the children!

I present to you the newest installment in the shred-a-profile series, Profiling Hottie23007.

hottie23007

33 / f / straight / single

Crestview, Florida

My Self-Summary

i am sexy lady to to meet news guys and go out to have some fun i am looking for mr right and to have some fun u no what i mean i have my kids that who live with me and u must to love kids to date me

What I’m doing with my life

HELLO THERE I AM ROSE GILLIAM I AM 33 YEARS OLD FEMALE AND LOOKING AND I LOVE PIC ON HERE AND ARE VERY CUTIE AND VERY HOT LOOKING.U CAN REACH ME AT ON MY CELL NUMBER 850-428-4944 ARE TEXT ME …WELL I HAVE TO 2 GIRLS THAT WHO LIVE WITH ME ,I LIVE IN THE CRESTVIEW FLOIRDA, AND I WILL LOVE TO MEET WITH YOU ,I LOVE TO GO WALKING ON THE BEACH HERE AND MY OTHER FREE TIME THAT IS GOING TO THE BAR HERE AND ,MY OTHER THING I S SITTING AT HOME WITH THE MEN I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES AT HOME ….
I AM NOT FAR FROM YOU …………………….
CALL ME SOME TIME

I’m really good at

GOING DANCES AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS AND SPENDING MY TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS THAT I LOVE, i love to play on my webcam here and play with my toys to… hello there…this weekend i am going out to the bar here …. u can reach me at the number on my page here…..

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

MY BIG CHEST THEY ARE 42 DDD AND ,I CANT GET THEM TO STOP LOOKING AT THEM AND IF THEY LOOK AT MY CHEST AND I LOVE IT WHEN GUYS LOOKING AT ME ,I LOVE IT WHAT MY MOM GAVE ME

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

NO BOOKS AND

MOVIES THE ARMYS WIFES

MOVIES LOVE STORIES

MUSIC RAP .COUNTRY

FOOD SALAD, LOW DIET

The six things I could never do without

1) sex
3) sex
4) my kids
5) love
6) food

I spend a lot of time thinking about

WITH NOTHING ON THAT AND MY KIDS

On a typical Friday night I am

GOING TO THE BAR WITH MY FRIENDS HERE AND LISTEN TO THE BAND HERE AND THEY ARE VERY GOOD..

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

NONE

You should message me if

ROSIE_GILLIAM2002@YAHOO.COM

I’m not sure there is much more that I can say… I’m pretty sure she covered everything.

Oh wait. Her journal! Her journal gives us juuuust a touch more insight into the complexities of sweet Rosie.

me very hot

I AM LOOKING FOR MR RIGHT THAT WHO LOVE ME ,AND CARE ABOUT ME ,AND NOT USE ME JUST FOR SEX.

[the most stunned I've ever been in my life]

So, yea. I think we’ll just close up shop on this ol’ internet thing and move on to bigger and better things. There is just no possible way I could find a more Wrecky Wreck. Impossible.

Thanks to Brian for this one.