I think we’ve reached the end of the internet!
Worst Wrecks — By Jami on July 6, 2009 at 8:00 am
After this OkStupid profile, I’m not sure I can continue. This… This makes me sad for America, and the world. Think of the children!
I present to you the newest installment in the shred-a-profile series, Profiling Hottie23007.
hottie23007
33 / f / straight / single
Crestview, Florida
My Self-Summary
i am sexy lady to to meet news guys and go out to have some fun i am looking for mr right and to have some fun u no what i mean i have my kids that who live with me and u must to love kids to date meWhat I’m doing with my life
HELLO THERE I AM ROSE GILLIAM I AM 33 YEARS OLD FEMALE AND LOOKING AND I LOVE PIC ON HERE AND ARE VERY CUTIE AND VERY HOT LOOKING.U CAN REACH ME AT ON MY CELL NUMBER 850-428-4944 ARE TEXT ME …WELL I HAVE TO 2 GIRLS THAT WHO LIVE WITH ME ,I LIVE IN THE CRESTVIEW FLOIRDA, AND I WILL LOVE TO MEET WITH YOU ,I LOVE TO GO WALKING ON THE BEACH HERE AND MY OTHER FREE TIME THAT IS GOING TO THE BAR HERE AND ,MY OTHER THING I S SITTING AT HOME WITH THE MEN I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES AT HOME ….
I AM NOT FAR FROM YOU …………………….
CALL ME SOME TIMEI’m really good at
GOING DANCES AND MAKING NEW FRIENDS AND SPENDING MY TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS THAT I LOVE, i love to play on my webcam here and play with my toys to… hello there…this weekend i am going out to the bar here …. u can reach me at the number on my page here…..The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
MY BIG CHEST THEY ARE 42 DDD AND ,I CANT GET THEM TO STOP LOOKING AT THEM AND IF THEY LOOK AT MY CHEST AND I LOVE IT WHEN GUYS LOOKING AT ME ,I LOVE IT WHAT MY MOM GAVE MEMy favorite books, movies, music, and food
NO BOOKS ANDMOVIES THE ARMYS WIFES
MOVIES LOVE STORIES
MUSIC RAP .COUNTRY
FOOD SALAD, LOW DIET
The six things I could never do without
1) sex
3) sex
4) my kids
5) love
6) foodI spend a lot of time thinking about
WITH NOTHING ON THAT AND MY KIDSOn a typical Friday night I am
GOING TO THE BAR WITH MY FRIENDS HERE AND LISTEN TO THE BAND HERE AND THEY ARE VERY GOOD..The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
NONEYou should message me if
ROSIE_GILLIAM2002@YAHOO.COM
I’m not sure there is much more that I can say… I’m pretty sure she covered everything.
Oh wait. Her journal! Her journal gives us juuuust a touch more insight into the complexities of sweet Rosie.
me very hot
I AM LOOKING FOR MR RIGHT THAT WHO LOVE ME ,AND CARE ABOUT ME ,AND NOT USE ME JUST FOR SEX.
[the most stunned I've ever been in my life]
So, yea. I think we’ll just close up shop on this ol’ internet thing and move on to bigger and better things. There is just no possible way I could find a more Wrecky Wreck. Impossible.
Thanks to Brian for this one.
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Really? REALLY? LMAO. Oh my God. Is she, like, an English as a Second Language speaker? My teacher’s brain is making my eye twitch. Can. not. read. further.
And dear God, the pics?
And The 5 things she can’t live without?
sex
sex
her kids.
Niiiiiiice.
OMG. I can’t go on. You’re right.
Super Lurve
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I…
Huh????
What???
Sometimes I think the internet should require a license.
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I didn’t know a flash could be, you know, that bright. As a Pasty American, I know not to use the flash when I’m exposing too much skin–I just try to stay still.
.-= Stephen´s last blog ..Masks, masks, masks =-.
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Ok. So the top six starts:
1) sex
3) sex
4) my kids
5) love
6) food
I wonder if she zoned out so hard writing her first one she forgot 2 and went to play with her toys… (she says she’s really good at that and her webcam)
Yikes
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I HAVE BIG CHEST. LUV IT WHAT MOM GAVE ME. AT BAR STARING AT CHEST ALL TIME. LIKE TOYS U KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL. THINK BOUT SEX SEX KIDS SEX. BUT DONT WANT MAN WHO ONLY WANT ME FOR SEX. CALL OR TEXT ME IF U WANT SEX WITH ME.
Rosie hurts my head in so many ways….
.-= FunnyGal KAT´s last blog ..My overdue recap of quotes after hanging out with KAT last weekend =-.
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Oh shit, Kat. You know it’s bad when you sound JUST like her and it’s HYSTERICAL. hahahah
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Note to self: if you ever need to start internet dating, get the cabinet fronts REALLY dirty before taking your bra only profile pictures while sucking on an unopened bottle of piss beer.
Thanks for the tips Jami!
Super Lurve
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Don’t forget to check out that cooler… It looks like it’s covered in… soot?
And silly Megan — she’s not SUCKING on the beer. She’s OPENING the beer… With her smile teeth.
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Pretty wrecky but not sure anyone can top Mrs “Big ole breast” from last week
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Oh god. I feel so bad for her children.
.-= Becky´s last blog ..Good Times Never Seemed So Good =-.
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Any woman who puts this much personal contact info on a dating website when she has two kids (girls, no less) living with her doesn’t deserve to have custody of those poor children.
Also, I’m SHOCKED that she doesn’t read!
Shocked, I tell you.
Super Lurve
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i love in the one pic that she looks like she is making that gun figure with her hands….and putting it in her mouth. might be the only good idea she has – er, ONLY idea at all.
what a wreck, if this is my competition in dating…how am i still single?
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Speaking as a male, I would surmise she is going for the lowest common denominator, and I would not be suprised if she suceeds. If you put the cookies on the bottom shelf, everyone can reach them, so your pool of potential ‘friends’ is much larger.
Super Lurve
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Wow.
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This is my favorite part of her profile:
Languages: English (Okay)
At least she realizes that she only speaks English “okay”!
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Oh my God, Caroline. I TOTALLY missed that part, haha.
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Jami,
Thanks for leaving her contact info up. I messaged her, and we are meeting next week. I can’t leave a catch like this one alone. Thank you thank you thank you. At least since she is functionally illiterate, SHE won’t catch me cheating online with someone else!! I know, I’m a pig.
.-= Jereme´s last blog ..No More Dodgeball – The Pussifying Of America =-.
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AND I LOVE PIC ON HERE AND ARE VERY CUTIE AND VERY HOT LOOKING
Whatever mirror Rose has been using, I’d like to order one, please.
and, jeez guys! whatever would give men/suitors the idea that Rose is looking for anything but real love and compassion? Don’t use her just for her fun-bags and sex and webcam and beerbottle sucking mouth.
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“I spend a lot of time thinking about:
WITH NOTHING ON THAT AND MY KIDS”
You spend a lot of time thinking with nothing on, and your kids? Hopefully you’re not doing both at the same time, you giant slutbag.
And yeah, posting your PHONE NUMBER, REAL NAME, e-mail, etc., etc. ALL on your public profile? Jeeeezus, woman!
Super Lurve
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Oh man! I love food salad too!
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Minor point here, but there’s no way that chick has 42DDD boobs. I’ve been a 42DDD, and even though I weighed 250lbs at the time, they stuck out one heck of a lot more than that. (My stomach has never stuck out more than my boobs unless I was pregnant. Ever.) Of course, I doubt she can actually read the tag in her bra.
.-= Sabra´s last blog ..You, sir, are a wuss. =-.
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1) sex
3) sex
4) my kids
5) love
6) food
I’m surprised food was #6.. or maybe it was 2 and it got eaten by the two sexes..
bejeeeeeebus.. save the kids.
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::blink::
::blink blink::
I think I may have just had an aneurysm.
.-= Juggle Jane´s last blog ..Better Than A Triple Latte =-.
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MY EYES! She’s doing it wrong!!
I’ve been visiting this blog on the daily for a while now. It’s one of my first stops during my morning commute. This is quite literally the very first time I’ve been physically sickened, and I’ve seen some effed up profiles.Thanks for making me vomit in my mouth, Rosie.
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I love how playing with toys on a webcam is normal boring stuff, because she won’t share anything “private” on there.
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There are so many times that I just hate myself, and then I see women like this.
But then I realize that women like this somehow meet men who are willing to be careless enough that impregnating her is possible, and then I’m down on myself again.
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Food salad? WTF is food salad?
This, ladies and gentleman, is the poster child for the whole “Fat chicks are easy” concept.
Is she trying to blow her head off with her *pew* *pew* finger?
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She doesn’t read books? Ya think?
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what makes me sad is that she’s raising 2 more girls to grow up to be women that think the only thing they are good for is sex (and beer bottle opening?)
she’s a mess! way to be a good influence on your children there
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MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!
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I….. I can’t even begin to comment. Seriously.
Thank you for a GREAT laugh. Or should I thank her?
.-= Asha´s last blog ..It’s the Little Things =-.
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Hello to all of you new views from UG — and hole-ee-chit.
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20634682&postcount=32
One of the readers there ACTUALLY CALLED ROSIE! AHAHAHAHA.
I am dying. It sounds like they’re going to try calling her again. I beseech you all: RECORD IT.
That would be UNREAL.
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Wow, Tara Reid has REALLY let herself go!
Super Lurve
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ITT When fat stupid people make idiots of themselves for 15mins of E-fame.
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Playing with toys on cam is normal boring stuff because it’s a rubix cube.. the more you play with it, the harder it gets…..
Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself. Don’t make get the sharp stick or mind bleach! Please let me live in my own little fantasy world!!! The color of the sky in my world is purple.
It really makes me wonder why I have such a hard time with online dating. I guess I need to stop cropping the background out of my pictures, use the flash to wash out my pale (worse than her.. but freckle-less) skin, show my smile teeth more, and draw attention to my big ol’ breast. *Then* I’ll have them flooding my inbox!
I may have to experiment. I’ll put “sex” in the hobby section on my profile for a week or so …. see what the difference is in the amount of mail after that.
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Food salad? WTF is food salad?
Well, this is certainly WORD salad, if nothing else. It reminds me of the sort of rambling you get from stroke patients.
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I think she has had more than a stroke or two in her lifetime.
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If she just stroked more, she probably wouldn’t have two kids and, I’m guessing, Hep C through Q.
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I bet somewhere theres a sexy montage of her opening that beer bottle with her teeth.
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Ok, I’ve been going through this site all day and nothing compelled me to comment until this. Because I lived in Crestview, FL for three months.
I fear for anyone in the vicinity. That woman lives 20 minutes from a military base and I know how drunk those boys can get. Too many military guys will be waking up next to that in the morning.
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Most of the spelling/grammar mistakes smack of English-as-a-second-language. The rest smack of SPAMBOT. I don’t think this is a real profile.
Tangent: see those pics, Lindsay Lohan? IT’S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE!!!
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Her diet includes salad? Does she have her own salad farm where they harvest it by the truckload and then shovel it in her mouth?
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I am very afraid for her daughters. This profile is just one open invitation (with her own phone number!) to paedophiles. They contact her, one of them picks her at her house and keeps her busy (two-three gallons of beer should suffice), the other one has his way with (or kidnaps…) the girls. Scary.
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What a lop of sh*t! And— ‘low diet’?! She is retarded.
This is exactly where the term “Coyote Ugly” came from. Imagine waking up next to her— especially staring at you like she is in the 3rd picture. OMFG.
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What the crappity crap! Yesterday I was excited that I found this site, today…not so much. That’s a lie, I love this site even more now; this is definitely sand paper to the retina material though.
Does the Michelin Man chin thing turn men on, really? I’ll have to add some food salad to my diet and find out first hand!
This makes me want to make a online dating profile…anything would be better, right?
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Why am I not surprised that this SHOUTY DRUNKEN HAMBEAST says “no” to books?
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I really just want to cry, I’m so very saddened, this is why fat girls get a bad name and then I have fight to prove that I’m not that type of fat girl. One last thing, what is the LOW DIET just so I won’t do it?
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I believe it’s the Hasselhoff Reclining Dinner.
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Isn’t she lovely??? I actually know who she is. These pictures look better because she normally doesn’t shower and her hair is SOOO greasy…beyond greasy actually. And, She does not brush her teeth folks! Poor excuse for a human!!!!!!!!
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