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    IN THE IVY LEAGUE, THEY USE ALL CAPS

    At least, that’s what this refined, edjumuhcayted gentleman wants you to think…

    SINGLE WHITE GENTLEMAN—-REFINED—EDUCATED (MARIETTA)

    SINGLE WHITE GENTLEMAN—-REFINED—EDUCATED

    —-REFINED
    —-EDUCATED
    —-SOPHISTICATED
    —-WITTY
    —-DISTINGUISHED
    —-INTELLIGENT GENTLEMAN WITH PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER
    —-GLOBETROTTER.——EUROPE , ASIA , MIDDLE EAST

    SEEKS SINGLE WHITE FEMALE FOR FRIENDSHIP ,COMPANIONSHIP., ROMANCE , ADVENTURE

    I PARTICULARLY ENJOY >>>>

    —-STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS
    —-TRAVEL , EXPLORING NEW PLACES
    —-TENNIS , GOLF , FISHING , CAMPING

    I LIVE NEAR KENNESAW UNIVERSITY IN MARIETTA WHERE I SOMETIME LECTURE

    A NAME AND A PHONE NUMBER WILL GET YOU A REPLY

    I wonder if they covered punctuation at his educational “institute”…? Because “Â ., ” between words, I mean… You just NEVER do that.

    I’d like to have a stimulating conversation with this chap. I wonder if, when he talks to you, he speaks in a bulleted-list style.

    “So, what do you do for a living?”

    At my job I [pause] empty garbage cans [pause] clean the windows [pause] scrub the toilets [pause] and perform all relative janitorial arts.  (.,)

    These local-to-me-ones are really hard to resist.

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