Keep On Truckin’!

— By Jami on July 23, 2009 at 8:00 am

Kelly sent in this profile and for the life of me, I can’t understand how people get alone/along mixed up so much! They don’t even have the same “o” sounds, for crying out loud!!!

jamie_6969

jack dating 56590138 2 Keep On Truckin!

About Me

im a southern boy with some southern charm,,,,,southern voice,nice guy,,,,i drive a big truck,,please dont be down on truckers….everything you have in your home came buy truck,,i drive,,all over the place,,,i like to meet a bbw,,that is sweet,,,,,,,smells nice,,,,,easy to get alone with,,,,,,for a cup of coffee,tea,soda,movie a bite to eat,,talk about our past,,,,,dream of the future,,,,,watch for shooting stars,,,,,,kiss,,,,an call it the day,,,,,,,,kisses……..an o sometimes you can find me just sitting at a truckstop bored,,,,like the one is in paulsboro,njjack dating 56590088 2 Keep On Truckin!
First Date
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me know,,,,,,,,,,im open,,,,,try to do anything at lest once(retired military)four 0 seven 5 one six 5 one 8 one
Mail Settings (To message jamie_6969 you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Female
Age between 18 and 80

So, are we talking about the truckstop in Paulsboro, NJ on Crown Point Road or Berkley Road? I want to be sure that I can find you when you’re just sitting there alone at the truckstop.

Or do you mean along at the truckstop?

I always seem to get those two mixed up. *brain twitch*

jamie_6969

I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Talk/E-mail
Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes


About Me
im a southern boy with some southern charm,,,,,southern voice,nice guy,,,,i drive a big truck,,please dont be down on truckers….everything you have in your home came buy truck,,i drive,,all over the place,,,i like to meet a bbw,,that is sweet,,,,,,,smells nice,,,,,easy to get alone with,,,,,,for a cup of coffee,tea,soda,movie a bite to eat,,talk about our past,,,,,dream of the future,,,,,watch for shooting stars,,,,,,kiss,,,,an call it the day,,,,,,,,kisses……..an o sometimes you can find me just sitting at a truckstop bored,,,,like the one is in paulsboro,nj
First Date
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me know,,,,,,,,,,im open,,,,,try to do anything at lest once(retired military)four 0 seven 5 one six 5 one 8 one
Mail Settings (To message jamie_6969 you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Female
Age between 18 and 80

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      19 Comments

    • Jen says:

      OK people, there are 3 times when you DON’T want a ’69′ in your e-mail address contact: resume, dating site (especially if your ad doesn’t mention sex as a main point), and ANY OTHER TIME! Jeebus!

      The dude doesn’t actually sound TOO bad, aside from the horrible spelling, and grave punctuation issues, but come on… sitting at truck stops?! Doesn’t anyone else automatically think truck stops = crackho’s and blow in a bathroom? At least, that’s all I ever do there… :P

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    • Tony V. says:

      I dunno – there’s not a whole lot of room in a truck cab. If the ideal woman is a bbw, then there’s gonna be some … space issues.

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    • Gina says:

      He lost me at his excessive use of commas,,,,,,

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    • Sabra says:

      Hey, some of the truck stops around here have some damn good chicken fried steak. And you know those little stores they have? You can buy anything in there. It’s cool. I always used to get happy when I’d see the Love’s truck stops when I was driving to Texas, ’cause it meant I was getting near home. I must’ve bought my oldest daughter a good dozen toys from truck stops.

      This guy, though? I’ll ignore the alone/along thing, but what the hell is with people thinking ,,, is the same as an ellipsis?
      .-= Sabra´s last blog ..In Memoriam =-.

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    • kaila says:

      too,,,,many,,,commas,,,

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    • Christine says:

      I think he actually wants a woman thats easy to get “alone” with… c’mon he’s a trucker!

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    • Constance says:

      Paulsboro, NJ? Yikes!
      Another reason for avoiding the garden state.
      .-= Constance´s last blog ..The new Yahoo profile, while it allows blogs, does NOT allow the user to add photos to the blogs from their own computer. Huh? What’s the problem? =-.

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    • melly says:

      Hey Constance…Dont let south jersey, 95, down the shore, guidos, girls with big hair, obnoxious accents, widespread corruption and horny truckers give jersey a bad name…

      Really :)

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    • WhtTigress says:

      I knew someone that did that with commas… Drove me absolutely batty.

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    • Sonya says:

      Well, at least he’s openminded about his bbw. She’s only got one criteria to meet in order to contact him. She MUST be between the ages of 18 and 80.

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    • Sonya says:

      Oh, and y’all… Don’t be dissin’ him too bad. He makes a good point when he says that everything in your home comes buy truck.

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    • Mimi Pickwick says:

      He’s trying to get a heterosexual date at a truck stop. Ohhhhhh no.

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    • Jenn says:

      18-80 and female? i think he’s a little too choosey

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    • Canaduck says:

      “please dont be down on truckers….everything you have in your home came buy truck,”

      Uh, this in the first paragraph of his dating profile? Nice. How excessively defensive.
      .-= Canaduck´s last blog ..Yoga for the animals =-.

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    • Stephanie says:

      My oldest sister and her husband are team OTR drivers. Some trucks are deceptively roomy, all things considered. They aren’t small people either. My issue would be… being that damn close to my spouse with no escape for so long!

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    • Becky says:

      What is with all the commas?!?
      .-= Becky´s last blog ..SkyMall Catastrophe =-.

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    • Catherine says:

      Be thankful he is clothed at least. Some sit ‘alone’ at the truckstops wearing nothing at all.

      By the looks of the sleeper layout it appears to be a conndo Freightliner, a whole 70″ of space for him and the lucky gal.

      Ackk! What if *I* was his ideal woman, he could be spying on me at a T/S tonight. I feel unclean.

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    • Kristin F says:

      I have a hard time believing that is his arm in that photo. Looking at the condition of the skin on his face, I doubt the baby fresh arm is his. It’s probably one of his illegitimate-got-bored-at-the-truck-stop-kids. Yep, if he can use commas, I can use dashes!!

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