Senior Thesis

I guess “Senior Thesis” is code for, “Things that make me want to touch myself.”

Really, after four years of college, I’d expect a bit more structure in a Thesis Statement but, I’ll give you a break, dude. I mean, it’s got to be TERRIBLY hard to concentrate on writing your paper when all you’re thinking about is cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock.

There was a penis picture attached to this ad, but it ain’t relevant so I’m not posting it.

Im doing a sex survey for college – 22 (East Cobb)

Hey Ladies. Im a Sr. finishing up my summer classes at Ga State in psychology. Decided to do a paper on sexual preferences of women, and would like to complete my paper with answers to the following. What does a woman prefer in a man. If you will respond it will help me complete my project. Assume all the guys are decent lovers. YourAge? Would you prefer a younger man with an athletic build and a large cock, who is poor and avg face. or Older man (over 40) who is rich, with older bod good looks, but small cock, and rich as hell. Or Older guy, very smart, not rich, with very large cock. Young guy with rocking bod, and good job, rich, but small cock. We all know you’d love the younger guy in 20s, with great job, good money, large phatt cock, and with a great personality but on the edge- They don’t exist. ha. Would appreciate all replies. Trying to get about 50 responses. Thanks sweeties.

Okay, ladies. Let’s answer his questions.

What does a woman prefer in a man.

Nothing! I prefer the man to be in me! Next question!

If you will respond it will help me complete my project.

Dude. Get the hell on with it. We already decided I would help you answer your questions.

Assume all the guys are decent lovers.

Ok…. Assumptions ARMED. Engage! Huzzah! Let’s keep going! I’m feeling some momentum here.

YourAge?

I’mtwentysevenanddont’liketousethespacebar. Ido,however,appreciatethatyougotthepunctuationrightonthisone.

Would you prefer a younger man with an athletic build and a large cock, who is poor and avg face.

Yes. We can always brown bag the motherfucker or just tell him to get at me from behind. I can pack a lunch since he is too poor to feed me. NEXT QUESTION!

or Older man (over 40) who is rich, with older bod good looks, but small cock, and rich as hell.

Yes. We can always tell him to bring a dildo larger than himself. And also, bring the money, Scrooge McDuck.

Or Older guy, very smart, not rich, with very large cock.

Yes. This sounds fine. I can always pack a lunch again.

Young guy with rocking bod, and good job, rich, but small cock.

Yes. I’d ask him to borrow the dildo from the small-cocked old rich dude, but the small-cocked old rich dude would probably do something enterprising like, try to sell the dildo to the small-cocked young rich dude. Of course, this would be no problem for the small-cocked young rich dude because he’s rich too. WIN WIN, folks.

We all know you’d love the younger guy in 20s, with great job, good money, large phatt cock, and with a great personality but on the edge- They don’t exist. ha.

Dear College Senior,

I’ve totally dated the man that you’ve described: He’s in his twenties, has a great job where he makes great money, a “phatt” endowment, and with a great personality. It does exist… If you’re a hater, you’re probably just inadequate.

Your Truly,

Your Sweetie

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