So, I want you, my loyal readers, to spruce up your profiles. Make them purdy.

And submit them to me.

Yea. That’s right.

I want to show the world what a GREAT dating ad looks like.

I’ve already shown you mine. And everyone was very sweet… In fact, nobody was mean. And the criticism I got was all very constructive.

So… Who’s brave? I won’t post the link to your page and we’ll conceal your name/user name. But pictures are a must as well as an actual link to your profile.

I’ll be interested to see who bites. If you’re willing to bite, you won’t be single for too long. Confidence is secks-say.

And if I post your picture here and someone reading the blog falls in love with you and you get married and have a gaggle of chirrens, I want to be invited to the wedding.

Shit. I want to OFFICIATE your wedding. Dammit.