The first word I said to him was “Prison”
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on July 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
Just out of prison needs a friend – 32 (Cypress)
I am looking for a friend and hopefully a person I can connect with. I have just come home after doing fopur years in prison. I got drunk and beat up a cop on night, and that is why i went down. I am a nice guy who has two kids and just moved to this area.
I do not need money or a home, but I hope you understand I am starting from ground zero. I want great conversation and hope it will lead to something else. I have blue eyes a shaved head and I am 5 foot 7 185 lbs but working on loosing some wieght. I was a bad boy gone good. I am the class clown and the guy you like because I will always make you smile. PLEASE PUT PRISON IN THE SUBJECT LINE OR I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE. There are to many bots on here.
Thank You
Anthony
Aww, yea, Anthony. I know how it is. You beat up ONE cop and they throw the book at you. It’s not like he died, or something!
From the looks of it (you can thank me for blurring out your children’s faces later, perfrerrably by letter), your daughter looks MIGHTY young. Can we assume you’ve been in jail most of her life? AWESOME.
I also love the whole, “I don’t need money or a home” with the qualifer, “I’m starting from ground zero.” Roughly translated, this means, “I cannot pay to take you to dinner.”
And another thing — how in the world are these dudes coming out of the clink HEAVY? I’ve seen this more than once here on Date Wrecks… Exactly WHAT are they feeding these men?
Nothing quite like the romance of the reminder that you’ve just come back from OZ, weighing down the whole email with “PRISON” in the subject line.
Keep it classy, Anthony. And, for cryin’ out loud, quit it with the boozin’ and brawlin’!
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so if they’re not working out and losing weight and they’re not learning to spell… what ARE they doing?
AND as if anyone might possibly miss the fact he’s just out of the slammer… I find it ironic that he’s wearing stripes. He might as well be wearing a shirt that says “I did FOPUR years in prison and all i got is this lousy t-shirt”
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Haha… Kristin.
I’ve got work to do, but all I want to do is make that into a REAL tshirt.
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I’m kind of amused by the “shaved head”. Is that his usual style, or is he just that fresh out of prison??
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I thought ground zero was in New York. I am with you, either the little girl was still in the oven or not his on the “one night” he got into a fight. I don’t know about you, but I have never heard of someone getting “fopur” years for one fight, even if it was a cop.
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I am amused that he wants us to put “PRISON” in the subject line. It’s like, “Hey, any remaining ladies who somehow managed to skim over the part where I admitted to just having gotten out of prison: I just got out of prison and apparently define myself by this fact. PRISON!”
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…um and I guess that’s what you just said, Jami. I guess I’m the one who needs to read more carefully.
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lol… It certainly couldn’t hurt to reiterate to any available and interested ladies out there:
FYI — this guy just got out of prison.
*ahem*
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Maybe he was even bigger when he went into prison. Prison might have slimmed him up.
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