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    The first word I said to him was “Prison”

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    Just out of prison needs a friend – 32 (Cypress)

    I am looking for a friend and hopefully a person I can connect with. I have just come home after doing fopur years in prison. I got drunk and beat up a cop on night, and that is why i went down. I am a nice guy who has two kids and just moved to this area.

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    I do not need money or a home, but I hope you understand I am starting from ground zero. I want great conversation and hope it will lead to something else. I have blue eyes a shaved head and I am 5 foot 7 185 lbs but working on loosing some wieght. I was a bad boy gone good. I am the class clown and the guy you like because I will always make you smile. PLEASE PUT PRISON IN THE SUBJECT LINE OR I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE. There are to many bots on here.
    Thank You
    Anthony

    Aww, yea, Anthony. I know how it is. You beat up ONE cop and they throw the book at you. It’s not like he died, or something!

    From the looks of it (you can thank me for blurring out your children’s faces later, perfrerrably by letter), your daughter looks MIGHTY young. Can we assume you’ve been in jail most of her life? AWESOME.

    I also love the whole, “I don’t need money or a home” with the qualifer, “I’m starting from ground zero.” Roughly translated, this means, “I cannot pay to take you to dinner.”

    And another thing — how in the world are these dudes coming out of the clink HEAVY? I’ve seen this more than once here on Date Wrecks… Exactly WHAT are they feeding these men?

    Nothing quite like the romance of the reminder that you’ve just come back from OZ, weighing down the whole email with “PRISON” in the subject line.

    Keep it classy, Anthony. And, for cryin’ out loud, quit it with the boozin’ and brawlin’!

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