I might have to pull Kristin on as a co-writer because, dammit, The bitch delivers.
Young firefighter/teacher looking for fun – 22 (NW Houston)
Im 22. Firefighter and teacher at an elementary. Im really into the arts. Im a retired professional touring and producing musician but got burnt out. I still write music and am currently working on a book at the moment. I love all types of music but mainly rock…Stone Temple Pilots, Hendrix, Doors, 311…list could go
on forever. Im really into movies and the art of film making. Those are my biggest past times. I love helping people. I like going out to sushi bars and pubs….im not big into clubs. I drink socially and don’t smoke. I like doing the coffee and a conversation thing. I enjoy life altogether. Im really sarcastic and always try to see the good out of the bad. I’m not sure what im looking for at the moment. Just someone fun. e-mail with a pic and a little about yourself or a myspace. Looking forward to hear from you.
Our email exchange:
Kristen: Saw this “baby” wreck and though i have seen worse, i LOL’d about him being a “retired” burnt out musician…. he’s 22 for christ sake!
Jami: I can see how he would get burned out. I mean, what’s that he’s playing? An alto sax? From what I hear, Kenny G works hard and plays harder. And the groupies! Oh, hell. The groupies on a new age/easy listening tour can be unbearable! “Sign my tit! I want to stick your alto sax up my pussy!”
I mean, for real guys, look at Kenny’s vertical leap here! You know how you jump that high? Four day binges on Crystal Meth, that’s how. Life in the seedy underbelly of Easy Listening ain’t all that easy.
Also — I pretty much want to write a guy off if he’s on MySpace still. I mean, c’mon dude. Ever heard of Facebook? GET WITH THE TIMES, dude!
