Did you see what I just did there? A subtle hint that after the cut, you’re going to see a cock.
Those of you who have strong stomachs and aren’t afraid of a stranger’s trouser snake, forge ahead! I, for one, have been slowly desensitized to the Surprise Cock… Oh, the good ol’ days… Back before my brain was partially rotten from the onslaught of unsolicited genitalia flying through the screen of my laptop and accosting my eyes.
Alia sent this one to me — and god bless her, it took some work. She sent me the link, but when I went to go see, the listing had been flagged/removed. I was all, “Noooooooooooooooo!” And she was all, “Hold on, Jami. Damn. Don’t get your panties in a twist.” And got the picture for me by some kind of interwebular magic.
Huzzah!
So, yea… There’s a penis, among other such body parts, behind this cut. Continue at your own risk.
I wanted to title this one Sphincter Squared (© Alia), but wanted to make sure I gave all of you guys who are slacking off at work a fair warning before forever staining your company’s hard drive with penises aaaaaand sphincters.
Well Guess Your All Fake. – 44 (S.lorain Co.)
Well I have posted 3 differnt posts and only got web pushers and cam women. I just wanted to find a nice good girl in good shape to move in and have kinky sex as much as we could and enjoy life. But it seems to be a joke on here. Im real. Looking for a sub for long time relaytions. Even posted a nice shot of my body.
It seems that no one can be real and reply with pics. But if there happins to be one on here get ahold of me.
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Still wanting a nice kinky live in – 44 (S. Lorain Co.)
Looking for a high leavel sexual women. In shape or close LOL. Must be kinky and love sex of all kinds. A submissive women, that would be willing to move live with me as well as sexualy please me. She will be pleased. No druggys drinkers. I dont drink or do drugs,but very sexual. Have a big place and tried living here alone. Be will to help when needed. No gold diggers.No kidds that live with you.
Im 5 11. Fair shape at 175#. Easy going,happy go lucky,funny,goofy,silly,lovable. Any replys with no pics are not read. Get tons of them. get back with me. Thanks
Ahh, man. The joys of the internet. Where people who can’t spell and are fairly stupid can dole out a long laundry list of the kind of person that they deem good enough to date. The spelling mistakes in this one kind of make muh brane hurt.
All I want is for some really hot girl to move in with me and have sex with me! Is that asking for too much?!!? But I’m tried living here alone and the worst part is that there’s no one here to sexualy please me! I’m in fair shape, you should be in better shape than me. No gold diggers — clearly, I’m stupid — I can’t manage to write a coherent ad for sex, it’s safe to assume that I don’t have money.
The best part, I’m saving for last. It’s… [holding in the barf]
Just see for yourself. Alia’s caption sent me over the edge!
“There is so much wrong with this I can’t even compute. HOWEVER, even within the lower realms of those-who-post-cock-pictures, isn’t there rule about NOT POSTING A PICTURE OF YOUR ASSHOLE along with your smaller than average penis?”
Yes, Alia. You have a very valid [barf] point. Nothing gets a straight woman’s moter [barf] revvin’ like unimpressive cock with [barf] what seems like only one testicle and darkened anal folds and some speckling which is probably ass acne. Niiiiiice.
