Comments on: This one will make you cock your head… http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dave http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/comment-page-1/#comment-8501 Dave Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:15:12 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=1901#comment-8501 The discussion that ensued from this is funny/interesting. However, the post itself ruined my day just in time for the weekend. Leaving aside the cock issue, nobody wants to see the dingle-berries up your ass, man. Nobody. Pass the eye-bleach. The discussion that ensued from this is funny/interesting. However, the post itself ruined my day just in time for the weekend. Leaving aside the cock issue, nobody wants to see the dingle-berries up your ass, man. Nobody. Pass the eye-bleach.

]]> By: Ruth http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/comment-page-1/#comment-2641 Ruth Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:42:13 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=1901#comment-2641 I laughed more at your last comment than at the post. I actually do that with my husband's cock--touch to make it get bigger and then watch it shrink again. Giggle, repeat, and then take care of. Heaven help me if I had my own! As for the post itself. *ahem* I agree with your diagnosis of unimpressive. I'm not much for huge cocks, I like them mid-sized, but I don't see why there needs to be a picture of it at all unless it's particularly interesting. But I don't think I've ever seen a non-professional shot that looked good. Most people just look silly naked, unless they're in the right context, in which case it's glorious. :) Photos almost never give that context. I laughed more at your last comment than at the post. I actually do that with my husband’s cock–touch to make it get bigger and then watch it shrink again. Giggle, repeat, and then take care of. Heaven help me if I had my own!

As for the post itself. *ahem* I agree with your diagnosis of unimpressive. I’m not much for huge cocks, I like them mid-sized, but I don’t see why there needs to be a picture of it at all unless it’s particularly interesting. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen a non-professional shot that looked good. Most people just look silly naked, unless they’re in the right context, in which case it’s glorious. :) Photos almost never give that context.

]]> By: Jami http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/comment-page-1/#comment-1788 Jami Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:54:15 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=1901#comment-1788 Oh, and I also want to say, I think that having a cock would be really fucking cool. Women don't come equipped with shape-shifting junk. With the exception of our nipples and clitorises, which, honestly -- it doesn't compare proportionately-speaking, we do not get a body part that can grow, shrink, get hard, fill with blood, and shoot shit. That's a little unfair. I'm pretty sure, if I was a guy, I would touch myself a lot. Like, "Hey, check this out. [gets big] Now watch this. [gets small]" Lather, rinse, repeat. But, as perverted as I could possibly get, I KNOW I would never, under any circumstances, email a picture of my cock to a stranger. Maybe that's because I consider my cuca to be sacred...? Dudes need a dose of that vagina-powered, sacred reverence for their cocks. "You gotta earn this." Oh, and I also want to say, I think that having a cock would be really fucking cool. Women don’t come equipped with shape-shifting junk. With the exception of our nipples and clitorises, which, honestly — it doesn’t compare proportionately-speaking, we do not get a body part that can grow, shrink, get hard, fill with blood, and shoot shit.

That’s a little unfair. I’m pretty sure, if I was a guy, I would touch myself a lot. Like, “Hey, check this out. [gets big] Now watch this. [gets small]” Lather, rinse, repeat.

But, as perverted as I could possibly get, I KNOW I would never, under any circumstances, email a picture of my cock to a stranger.

Maybe that’s because I consider my cuca to be sacred…?

Dudes need a dose of that vagina-powered, sacred reverence for their cocks. “You gotta earn this.”

]]> By: Jami http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/comment-page-1/#comment-1787 Jami Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:49:29 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=1901#comment-1787 DUDE. I could talk about this for days, Stephanie. DAYS. I ::heart:: cock. I really do. I don't think I could EVER be a lesbian because I just really like men. And, in the right light... At the right time, sometimes a cock can be glorious. Just exactly what you want to see. But a disembodied penis? With the owners hand on it? Close up? DUDE. Nobody wants that. Probably one of the grossest things ever. The sad part is, this epidemic has permeated so deeply into the online dating culture, I'm fearful that it's WORKING somewhere out there. I wanna talk to those bitches... And slap 'em in the mouth. DUDE. I could talk about this for days, Stephanie. DAYS.

I ::heart:: cock. I really do. I don’t think I could EVER be a lesbian because I just really like men.

And, in the right light… At the right time, sometimes a cock can be glorious. Just exactly what you want to see.

But a disembodied penis? With the owners hand on it? Close up? DUDE. Nobody wants that. Probably one of the grossest things ever.

The sad part is, this epidemic has permeated so deeply into the online dating culture, I’m fearful that it’s WORKING somewhere out there.

I wanna talk to those bitches…

And slap ‘em in the mouth.

]]> By: Hungarican Stephanie http://datewrecks.com/2009/07/this-one-will-make-you-cock-your-head/comment-page-1/#comment-1786 Hungarican Stephanie Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:00:24 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=1901#comment-1786 OMG.. I've never actually *seen* what swamp-ass looks like until today. I am emotionally scarred for life. Thank you. My question is, why do guys post pictures of their cocks anyway? Let's be honest, it's not the most beautiful part of the human anatomy. It sort of makes me think of turkey necks and chicken wattles... or chewed bubblegum in the case of Mr. Sansballs there. The truth is, the only people I've ever seen enthusiastic to view someone else's tube-steak is gay men. Other than that, I don't know a single woman who's interested in seeing that. Maybe I'm just naïve? .-= Hungarican Stephanie´s last blog ..<a href="http://hungarican.blogspot.com/2009/07/4th-of-ravioli.html" rel="nofollow">4th of Ravioli</a> =-. OMG.. I’ve never actually *seen* what swamp-ass looks like until today. I am emotionally scarred for life. Thank you.

My question is, why do guys post pictures of their cocks anyway? Let’s be honest, it’s not the most beautiful part of the human anatomy. It sort of makes me think of turkey necks and chicken wattles… or chewed bubblegum in the case of Mr. Sansballs there. The truth is, the only people I’ve ever seen enthusiastic to view someone else’s tube-steak is gay men. Other than that, I don’t know a single woman who’s interested in seeing that. Maybe I’m just naïve?
.-= Hungarican Stephanie´s last blog ..4th of Ravioli =-.

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