Dale sends this one in with, “I cant stop laughing at this submission. It all seems normal, until the (NO BEATINGS) part. I dont know if i can believe this is real.”
Well, Dale. We’re here to help you discern real from fake, funny from freaky, witty from bitchy. 
3trixie6
- 18-year-old woman
- Bridgeport, Connecticut, United States
- seeking men 18-18
- within 50 miles of Bridgeport, Connecticut, United States
About my life and what I’m looking for
I’m looking for a man with a great personailty, who can tell a good story, have good sex. He has to be funny, and willing to live with me for who I am. Again, the man must accept me for who I am. My man must be tall, he must be cute. I know my standards are hard, but I need a man to see me through life, because all my other men are jerks. My man must remember I am not that emotional, to not keep things inside (NO BEATINGS) when he needs to tell me something. I will try to take everything calm, and collectively, but I will not always be like that.
Yea, guys… Her standards are hard, but she’s a prize, okay? Tall, cute and not a wifebeater. Good luck finding that diamond in the rough, trixie!
