We must, we must, we must increase our busts!
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on July 24, 2009 at 8:00 am
Autie sent this one in (using that cool little simple form from the submissions banner on the right, *ahem*. HINT HINT) and I could not stop laughing.
Breast-ercize! – 45 (for better health, etc.)
For many women, their breasts do not get enough activity or hands-on attention, even though they are noticed, admired and even ogled.
I have found – and it makes sense – that breasts feel better when given a more active lifestyle, at least occasionally. They usually don’t get much opportunity to take part in doing things, especially a variety of things, if covered up and hidden away way much of the time. You’d be doing yourself and hem a very good turn indeed by giving your breasts more chance to pursue outside interests indoors — or outdoors, too, if there’s an agreeable setting.
It’s like pilates for the breasts, but more interesting and can of course be a sensual experience as well.
I am in Manhattan, reasonably acceptable company, and average in most physical aspects – with hair a little long (no beard or moustache). I am intelligent and also well-versed in a number of areas (and not in others). I actually do have some advanced degrees, though not exactly in the area of this posting. For further details beyond that, or just to get better acquainted, please send me a note.
Well, by-golly. I sure am glad this man is so concerned with the health and well being of my bewbies.
I need to get the girls to the gym… Get them little terrycloth headbands and get them MOVING! Titty lunges or something, right? Breasteses Pilates? Well, sign me up!
There’s nothing that makes me hotter than thinking about some guy kneading my tits like bread dough.
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Bwahahaha! This is pretty clever! I like it! and “titty lunges” made me laugh out loud.
I read this:
“You’d be doing yourself and hem a very good turn indeed”
as “you’d be doing yourself and him a very good turn indeed” LOL!!
A friend says breastesses rule the world. This is just one more small proof of that heehee!
Thanks for the big smile this morning!
Jules
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What’s his name? The girls have been looking for a personal trainer.
.-= Constance´s last blog ..An Ideal Vacation Spot? =-.
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My favorite part is the “I actually do have some advanced degrees, though not exactly in the area of this posting” bit.
Oh, really? You don’t have an “advanced degree” in bewbologie? I’m totally shocked!!
.-= Stephen´s last blog ..So, What Now? =-.
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I just laughed out (really) loud, Stephen.
Bewbologie. hahaha
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Do I have to pay out-of-pocket for this service or will Blue Cross cover it?
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Oh sure, that’s all fine and good for you women. What about MY breasts? His gender-specific post makes me despair of ever finding a personal trainer for my guys. I bet if I called him and inquired he’d suddenly have a full schedule. Sexist pig.
Super Lurve
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OMG so funny!
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