Comments on: Date Report — “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing” http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: » Blog Archive » She Likes Balls. I Don’t Blame Her. http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/comment-page-1/#comment-5788 » Blog Archive » She Likes Balls. I Don’t Blame Her. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:07:15 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2584#comment-5788 [...] from my friend Adriana of www.lowercasesandcapitals.com. You may remember her from her super funny Date Report about The Zookeeper. I absolutely adore this girl and promised her I’d run this post for her to help out her [...] [...] from my friend Adriana of http://www.lowercasesandcapitals.com. You may remember her from her super funny Date Report about The Zookeeper. I absolutely adore this girl and promised her I’d run this post for her to help out her [...]

]]> By: Jami http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/comment-page-1/#comment-4642 Jami Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:40:04 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2584#comment-4642 Dude, it's so true. BE PICKY. Even when you're picky though man... The crazies have a way of seeping under the doors. Dude, it’s so true. BE PICKY. Even when you’re picky though man… The crazies have a way of seeping under the doors.

]]> By: Lex http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/comment-page-1/#comment-4633 Lex Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:42:49 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2584#comment-4633 Warning sign one: "Exotic" occupation. Warning sign two: "Intense" and "soulful" pictures that make Myspace weep tears of pure agony and delicious blood, coursing over Myspace's artificially pale cheeks while Robert Smith half-mumbles a line that had something to do with love and heavy cocaine use. Warning sign three: Terrible taste in hats. He could have at least spent more than five dollars in Tijuana for his hat. Warning sign four: YOU DO NOT SHOOT JESUS. Warning sign five: He looks like the Jewish bastard stepchild who was rejected by Jerry Seinfeld for being too Jewish while holding a bald eagle. Oy vey. Warning sign six: In a fight between a six year old and this guy, I would bet on the six year old. Preliminary warning signs total to: AVOID! AVOID! ALL HANDS ON DECK! Then again, I have a tendency to be very critical of men who equate holding a weapon with being able to actually use it. He'd never be able to qual on the range. Forget being open minded when meeting new people. Be pickier. *looks at pictures again* Much pickier. Warning sign one: “Exotic” occupation.

Warning sign two: “Intense” and “soulful” pictures that make Myspace weep tears of pure agony and delicious blood, coursing over Myspace’s artificially pale cheeks while Robert Smith half-mumbles a line that had something to do with love and heavy cocaine use.

Warning sign three: Terrible taste in hats. He could have at least spent more than five dollars in Tijuana for his hat.

Warning sign four: YOU DO NOT SHOOT JESUS.

Warning sign five: He looks like the Jewish bastard stepchild who was rejected by Jerry Seinfeld for being too Jewish while holding a bald eagle. Oy vey.

Warning sign six: In a fight between a six year old and this guy, I would bet on the six year old.

Preliminary warning signs total to: AVOID! AVOID! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

Then again, I have a tendency to be very critical of men who equate holding a weapon with being able to actually use it. He’d never be able to qual on the range.

Forget being open minded when meeting new people. Be pickier.

*looks at pictures again*

Much pickier.

]]> By: Limey6 http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/comment-page-1/#comment-3967 Limey6 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:44:56 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2584#comment-3967 It's the whola casual approach to holding it really, the sling should be wrapped around his arm for more contraol, he is holding it rather casually. And of course the scope it a little too much for that rifle, which kinds of gives us a 'it's not the size that counts......' It’s the whola casual approach to holding it really, the sling should be wrapped around his arm for more contraol, he is holding it rather casually. And of course the scope it a little too much for that rifle, which kinds of gives us a ‘it’s not the size that counts……’

]]> By: Kristin http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/date-report-aint-no-thing-but-a-chicken-wing/comment-page-1/#comment-2742 Kristin Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:53:18 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2584#comment-2742 Jami, I agree. Part of the fun here is (1)commenting on the post and (2)reading the interesting contributions of your other readers. YOUR format and topics seem clear enough (Sun. Showcase vs. a regular wreck vs. H/s/S/s) so it HAS to be that he just looks at the pretty pictures and types the first thing that comes to his/her brain. A Rorschach test using date wrecks... actually that would be fun. hmmm? Jami, I agree. Part of the fun here is (1)commenting on the post and (2)reading the interesting contributions of your other readers.
YOUR format and topics seem clear enough (Sun. Showcase vs. a regular wreck vs. H/s/S/s) so it HAS to be that he just looks at the pretty pictures and types the first thing that comes to his/her brain.
A Rorschach test using date wrecks… actually that would be fun. hmmm?

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