Here goes something!
— By Jami on August 31, 2009 at 9:45 am
Little admin glitch this morning. Repost from 8am:
From Kelly:
(I’m only adding the funny part because the rest of his profile was just… meh. Whatevs.)
My dog Max : alone 4 2 long
OK,here goes something, You woman seem to already express what you “want” in a
man,”YOU”,as woman, do NOT DOMINATE in every decicsion,I find this to be why “I” myself,and you yourselves are divorced!!, because “I”-”WE”, have an opinion!!! A Relationship is not bound solely by love alone,but how two people can agree to dis-agree,that keeps a relationship healthy!
I believe,Ya can’t live(function)on one persons feelings if your in a relationship!
I don’t believe in mis-trust,jealousey(is that spelled right?)or down right infidelity!!!!!
I’m a (ONE)woman man thru and true!
Take it from there,I’ll be “happier than a koala up a gum tree”,to tell you more(and no,I’m not Australian)….lol
Yeeeea… I’m gonna go ahead and give this one a NO. I’m also going to cite you for abuse of the quotation, parenthesis and comma.
“Down right infidelity” — Fucking someone that isn’t your girlfriend with your right foot?
Thru and true, y’all!
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i’m so completely confused by what he’s looking for… does he want a dog?
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“‘happier than a koala up a gum tree’,to tell you more(and no,I’m not Australian)” -Methinks someone’s been listening to too many Outback Steakhouse commercials…
Also, I think I’m sensing a little bitter wafting from this ad, but its hard to tell. It might just be badly written.
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I feel the need to point out that koalas eat eucalyptus, so it probably wouldn’t be very happy in a gum tree.
And if he’s referring to his wang as “My dog Max”….ew.
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I’m a (ONE)woman man thru and true!
I love how one is in parentheses before woman man. Is he a woman man thru and true? What’s that all about? People, grammar is your FRIEND
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I just wanted to point out to Hilary that Eucalyptus is frequently referred to as “gum” by plant people.
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Did the dog write this?
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This is the kind of post I think I’d write if I was hit in the head with a 2 X 4.
Really, this guy is too easy to make fun of. Poor spelling and grammar are the Goodyear blimps of internet bullying targets. I much prefer victims with the mental capacity to know better. We can all do better than this.
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I’m totally confused about what his dog has to do with it… or what he wants, really. I feel so naive because it didn’t occur to me that he might be referring to his wang as “my dog Max” until I read Hilary’s comment, lol.
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So let’s get this straight: I should reply to his ad even if he doesn’t have any qualities I want because a person’s qualities don’t matter in a relationship? Okay then.
Guys who’ve been rejected a lot always have the most delightfully warped worldview, don’t they? “The women on this site are all snobs!” “I just want to be friiiiiiiiiiends! Why won’t any women be friiiiiiends with meeeeeeeee?!” and now this brand new one, “LOOK JUST DATE ME WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT. YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP DIVORCED, DO YOU?”
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