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    Hi. My name is Jami. And I’m a bad spellur.

    It’s true. I’m of the generation that was raised on calculators and spell check.

    That’s most of the reason why I love Firefox.

    So yea, I misspelled allowance when I made PC’s banner for his posts that run on Saturday. Woops.

    But here’s a newsflash for you guys: There’s no spellcheck in Photoshop.

    Ok, ok. There is. I just didn’t use it. I got lazy. I was dependent on my little red underlined squiggly crutches.

    le sigh

    And even PC tried to bring it to my attention in the comments on a recent PC Episode. My brilliant reply? “Um… Are we just saying words as questions? Is there a category here? My turn? Ok… Furniture?”

    /faceslap

    That wasn’t enough.

    After my neanderthal moment on the blog, PC tried to bring it to my attention in private. He emailed me, “Jesus, woman. It’s “allowAnce”. We had this conversation.”

    Bag.over.head. We talked about this already? Gah. I’m a dipshit.

    So then, on Saturday in PC’s most recent episode, another kind soul tried to bring it to my attention. “Psst…PC, it’s “allowance”. You might want to fix your otherwise awesome banner.”

    Ah, damn. Again.

    Did I fix it?

    What the fuck do you think?

    PC sent this link to me tonight. And I realized I needed to address my error.

    Can you spell “allowance?” – 25 (Btown)

    The Personals Critic can’t. Just check the website where he spreads more of his bullshit, datewrecks.com. It’s right there, for all the world to see.

    So I fixed it.

    updated banner Hi. My name is Jami. And Im a bad spellur.

    [APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!]

    And I ran the spellcheck on it this time. I was CERTAIN that I must’ve misspelled recommended. (Two c’s and one m? One c and two m’s?? FUCK.)

    But yea, thanks for the free advertising, PC Hater numero uno. To all of you who came here via that post [frantic fucking wave]!

    And I’m glad I fixed the banner. According to this Vermont Craigslister, PC has some pretty heavy artillery.

    Picture of the Personals Critic! Have a look Ladies..

    Wow..isn’t he delicious? LOLOLOL…

    3n03o13l95Of5Q35R998f5271026ca3091289 Hi. My name is Jami. And Im a bad spellur.

    Mmmm… Tasty.

    Of course, if you have been surfing the waves of the world wide web for more than fifteen minutes, you know this isn’t the PC. But it’s still fucking funny.

    Hater-ade. Mmmm delish.

    pixel Hi. My name is Jami. And Im a bad spellur.

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