I wonder…
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on August 11, 2009 at 8:00 am
… would you ever do it with a dude if he asked you to breed with him?
Looking for women wanting to Breed – 35 (Missouri)
Hi I am a 35 year old male looking to find women that are interested in letting me breed her. Wife knows and is very understanding, we are wanting to help women out that want to have a baby the old fashion way, with no strings attached. Please email me if this sounds like you!
How much do you think your puppies babies would go for? I wonder if you’d get extra for a new crossbreed of douche-human?
I also love how dudes who hate wearing condoms call fucking with inside-vagina-completion “the old fashion way”…
So, ladies, if you want to have sex with a stranger from Craigslist who has the intentions of knocking you up and then vamoosing, no strings, step right up. Child support? Bahh…
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You ladies have it too easy. I’LL NEVER BE A MOTHER!
.-= Stephen´s last blog ..So, What Now? =-.
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Hmm… Date Wrecks maternity shirt…
You got me thinking, Stephen.
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I’m pretty sure the human-douche crossbreed isn’t a new one. I’m fairly certain its been happening for quite a while…
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“we are wanting to help women out…” What is his wife’s role in this, exactly? Or is that just the royal ‘we’. If that’s the case can I name the kids Prince and PrinceII?
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Does this guy think he’s ever going to get laid assuming that women are idiots?
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bhahahahaha. That’s fantastic. Sometimes I wish I could be a guy, just so I could talk nonsense like this. Once I was in a “not so nice” neighborhood to pick up a friend so we could go “clubbin”. Anyway, this guy at the apartment complex said, “Hey you got kids??” and of course we ignored him thinking, “WTF” he then shouts, “You want some??” Mayhaps this is the same lad….
Kathyrn I think I just died a little reading your post. You might be right, I mean, the royal family is all about “breeding”.
I mean, we don’t have quite enough illegitimate children in the world, what’s a couple more??
What’s even scarier?? He was likely denied at the sperm bank, which is scary in itself.
Jami, if you can get some stats on him: IQ, job status, if he has a GED, any history of drug abuse, child molestation, can he leave the state, things of that nature are important. I might sign up!!
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I emailed this guy and got a couple of responses to the effect of ‘I’ll pay $300 grand to screw someone in the hopes of knocking them up and then I walk away’.
*blink*
Am I the only one who sees huge flaws in his plan?
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This is probably just a joke at Missouri’s expense. Not that Missouri doesn’t deserve it.
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I am embarrassed that I live in the same state as this freak. WOW.
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*gag*
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Jami, there was a chick at AM’s who was looking for just this scenario. See, for every pot, there is a lid.
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GAH. I remember that. That was a head scratcher, indeed. And if I remember correctly, people eventually warmed up to her and loved all up on her face didn’t they?
People are strange…
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@ Kristin “He was likely denied at the sperm bank, which is scary in itself.”
He wouldn’t lower himself to visit a sperm bank. He does things “the old fashion way”.
.-= Constance´s last blog ..A birthday gift? =-.
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Constance, so true, so true.
I can see the Maury headlines now…
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LMAO I was thinking of Stevie at AW too when I read this. Too funny!
.-= Jo´s last blog ..A Little Bit Of Love =-.
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