In this installment, we’ll learn a new word for ass-stink!
Thanks for this one, Emily. I can feeeeeel the wrinkles in muh brane jus’ a crinklin’!
Wut eye wil dew just to inhale u! Hindscent 4u! – 27 (Tucson eastish)
I would like a lady who isn’t all wrapped up in pussy control! Don’t they know they are only hurting themselves? After all the denial of pleasure is just ignorant! I am a fan of taking great pleasure in a female but seems so difficult lately. I’m not out to get you, I’m not out to keep you. I might even be shared( insecret) he doesn’t need to kno about the nice thick thrusting, back arching, lips gushing, receive a naughty text insta wettneas! I am able to be a no pressure secret if necessary. I am attractive, athletic, and can keep it up for the right beautiful tail. There is nothing better than a good tail to worship! Yes we can go thru propper meet n greet channels so no reason to fret! Respond for pics n info if slightest bit interested! Very real n friendly!
HINDSCENT! What? You aren’t familiar with this new word? Well, gather ’round kids. It’s circle time!
Hindscent is the odor that your ass emits. I suppose it could be a good odor — baby powder on the cheeks, cologne dripping down your crack, but in general, I like my ass to smell like skin… And soap. If it smells like anything else, it’s time to use some more soap.
And really, if a woman isn’t wrapped up in pussy control, I would question her woman..ness… Yes. I mean, we’re making up words here today, right? Womanness. Womaness? One n or two?
I want to download this to my iTunes, man. For real. Does anybody know how to do this??
Controlling my pussy only helps me, man… It doesn’t hurt me. Oh no. My Chamber of Secrets lurves me. SALUTE THE VAGINA!
And lips gushing? Yes… That sounds about right. [barf]
Can I get a show of hands as to which women reading this post experience incontinence from text messaging? I’m probably being terribly insensitive to the throes of women out there that are plagued by such a disconcerting disorder! Please accept my humblest apologies.
File “wetness” with “puss” — I just don’t like those words.
