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    Seeking Feathered Haired Maiden — Apply Within

    Good luck fulfilling this girl’s shoes:

    YOUR FACE HERE! – 49 (NW)

    Yes! Your face can appear here! The requirements are easy!

    Requirements:
    Must like to kiss, hold hands, snuggle on the couch and watch a good movie or tv show.
    Must like to camp, fish, go out of town on a weekend…sometimes spur of the moment.
    Must love animals (and if you watch Animal Planet it’s a plus!)
    Must love to laugh and like to make other people laugh.
    Preferably don’t like Las Vegas and would like to move some time in the future.
    Must love music….even country.
    Must be between the age of 40 – 52.
    Must be height/weight proportionate.

    If this sounds like you, and you would like to be that mystery girl in the pictures, just send me an e-mail with a picture or two attached and it could all happen….you can be the receiver of all the affection, love and romance that goes along with being “the mystery girl”.

    No picture attached….no response.
    Link to another site….delete.

    Have a great day!

    :^)

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    I mean, you had me with the mustache, but I nearly jizzed in my pants when I saw your bed linens. Is that real snow tiger/leopard skin? HOT STUFF man. HOT.

    Act now and he’ll throw in some Ginsu knives!

    Receiving emails with this kind of ad….not likely.

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