Seeking Feathered Haired Maiden — Apply Within
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on August 21, 2009 at 8:00 am
Good luck fulfilling this girl’s shoes:
YOUR FACE HERE! – 49 (NW)
Yes! Your face can appear here! The requirements are easy!
Requirements:
Must like to kiss, hold hands, snuggle on the couch and watch a good movie or tv show.
Must like to camp, fish, go out of town on a weekend…sometimes spur of the moment.
Must love animals (and if you watch Animal Planet it’s a plus!)
Must love to laugh and like to make other people laugh.
Preferably don’t like Las Vegas and would like to move some time in the future.
Must love music….even country.
Must be between the age of 40 – 52.
Must be height/weight proportionate.If this sounds like you, and you would like to be that mystery girl in the pictures, just send me an e-mail with a picture or two attached and it could all happen….you can be the receiver of all the affection, love and romance that goes along with being “the mystery girl”.
No picture attached….no response.
Link to another site….delete.Have a great day!
:^)
I mean, you had me with the mustache, but I nearly jizzed in my pants when I saw your bed linens. Is that real snow tiger/leopard skin? HOT STUFF man. HOT.
Act now and he’ll throw in some Ginsu knives!
Receiving emails with this kind of ad….not likely.
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I’ll give him one for creativity. But then I will take it back plus some because of the sheets, the trout pillow on the couch, the mustache, and his insistence that to date him, a woman must love all the same things he does (god forbid she have her own tastes!).
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OMG we’re soulmates! I totally have that same fucking fur blanket!!!! Granted, my mom made it for me when I was a goth back in HIGH SCHOOL, but still, that won’t matter right?
He does get points for the Victor Newman womb broom, though.
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Is that the ipod girl?
.-= Lesha´s last blog ..North on I-79 =-.
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Oh My GAWD, Jen. Womb brooms… Ahhh, memories.
.-= Jami´s last blog ..Seeking Feathered Haired Maiden — Apply Within =-.
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must give him a few points for looking for a reasonable age range, though…
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I’ll give him points for finding a creative and tasteful way of putting in pictures of himself with another woman. That last picture, though – is he on his way with his special lady to his company’s annual “Douchebag of the Year Award Banquet”, where he is a finalist? Why yes, I think he is!
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Man, Jami, I really expected more from you. This is obviously a photoshop job. No woman is that pale, let alone two of them.
But it’s nice to know he wants to date the iPod girl.
Also, when it comes to “pedophile smiles”, this guy has got it going on. The adorable caterpillar mustache just underlines his creepiness.
.-= Stephen´s last blog ..I Hate Your Cell Phone =-.
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Tony, if by “other woman” you mean “inflatable love doll”, then yeah, points for creativity, man.
And now I’m embarrassed to prefer men with facial hair, all because of this guy. Jerk.
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OMG I snorted at “iPod girl”, that is great.
But aside from the overall tone of ‘you’d be lucky to fill this exclusive and highly sought after spot’, this line caught my eye:
“Preferably don’t like Las Vegas and would like to move some time in the future.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is a submission from your Las Vegas friend, right? So this guy lives in Vegas, but hates it. And he’s looking for someone who he knows going in has the same negative, stew-in-her-own-negativity grass-MUST-be-greener that he has. What fun!
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Oh, Jami….how you make me laugh!!!!! He really needs to lose the ‘stache….like 15 years ago already!
.-= Lesli´s last blog ..I’m just saying… =-.
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My first thought was WOMB BROOM!
Second thought was fugly wall deco.
And does anyone else bet there’s a mirror in that headboard/bookcase? All the more to see your womb broom tickle your imaginary girl’s ear. or whatever.
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Oh Karma, the mirror is on the CEILING, silly, it’s hiding the hidden camera that captured the totally unstaged photo of Womb Broom and iPod Cardboard Cutout girl in the middle of their post-coital snugglin’!
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no one is wondering who took the first picture?
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Josh, my guess is he is holding the camera with his off frame hand and has mirrors on the ceiling. I think ceiling mirrors are standard issue with those sheets.
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I’m gonna be the loner here that thinks it’s kind of a cute post and could see the appeal for some women. Not my style at all, but not overtly creepy (just out of date, I think).
*shrug* you’ve given us far worse than this one!
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That first photo seems too clear to be taken in a mirror. I’m thinking he’s got a camera up there…which may or may not be appealing to some.
What I can’t figure out is the snow leopard “Do you think I’m sexy baby” blanket…and then the stuffed dog and cross stitched trout pillow on the couch. Is this a male equivalent to the female “Lady in the parlor, Mistress in the bedroom” thing?
“I need a man who’s a low rent wannabe porn actor in the bedroom, and a lover of conoes, trout, stuffed, dogs, and cross stitch in the living room”
This is the kind of guy I could never bring home to Mom. Not because he seems creepy or too bad, but because she would laugh right at him. Mom has decent taste.
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One too many commas above. Oops.
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Holy crap. I think this guy actually emailed me on POF or cupid lol he looks creepily familiar.
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Hahaha this is freaking creepy. Did he pose and have someone take those pictures, or is there a former girlfriend edited out?
I like how he insists that his future partner love animals…well, except fish, I guess.
(Did anyone else notice that the silhouette’s hair changes in the second picture??)
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Dude. I can’t believe this is real. I mean jeez, I’ve been exposed and desensitized by just about everything on the internet but the online dating scene TERRIFIES ME!!!!
More power to you Jami!
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