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    Seeking… meh. Whatever.

    He’s really not picky, girls… He’s just, you know… Looking for any girl. Boobs… Vagina… Gender stereotypes. It’s alllllll good with this soldier, baby.

    looking for any girl to start a life with – 21 (N. Las Vegas)

    Hello I’m Mike Cooper I am married but but I’m not in a Happy Marriage I’m getting a divorce
    so right now looking for someone that can make me happier than my soon-to-be-ex-wife I’m looking for someone with a great personality and just a laid back girl I’m in the Military and able to support anyone so you don’t have to work just stay home and just be great Girlfriend if interested give me a call if my bitch wife answers just tell her your looking for me ok she doesn’t care I already told her about this ad

    This is my Number >>>>Seven-Zero-Two -Six-Two-Two -Eight-Three-Eight-Seven
    I’ll date anyone I’m open to anything and anyone

    any1 Seeking... meh. Whatever.

    any2 Seeking... meh. Whatever.

    any3 Seeking... meh. Whatever.

    Looks like his soon-to-be-exwife took everything… Including his punctuation.

    The icing on the cake? You get to hang out with his douchey friends, too.

    METAL HORNS! Then after that, you can go stand by the fountain. Photoshop frame sold separately.

    pixel Seeking... meh. Whatever.

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