Comments on: The Personals Critic — Vol 4 http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:09:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: KristinF http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/comment-page-1/#comment-2509 KristinF Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:42:04 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2497#comment-2509 PC the fact that you know what alliteration is, makes you my hero! Score for you!!!! Jami, marry him posthaste!!! PC the fact that you know what alliteration is, makes you my hero! Score for you!!!!

Jami, marry him posthaste!!!

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]]> By: Jami http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/comment-page-1/#comment-2494 Jami Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:03:02 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2497#comment-2494 That's my bad. I keep meaning to open it back up and fix it, but I kind of like making him look bad. hehehe. .-= Jami´s last blog ..<a href="http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/" rel="nofollow">The Personals Critic — Vol 4</a> =-. That’s my bad.

I keep meaning to open it back up and fix it, but I kind of like making him look bad. hehehe.
.-= Jami´s last blog ..The Personals Critic — Vol 4 =-.

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]]> By: Canaduck http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/comment-page-1/#comment-2493 Canaduck Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:47:15 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2497#comment-2493 Psst...PC, it's "allowance". You might want to fix your otherwise awesome banner. Psst…PC, it’s “allowance”. You might want to fix your otherwise awesome banner.

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]]> By: Kenny http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/comment-page-1/#comment-2492 Kenny Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:39:41 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2497#comment-2492 What I gather from Julie's profile is that she is 5'6", and enjoys having fun. That is pretty much all her profile states. Useless. I can hear #2's bio clock ticking from here. She's 33 and never thought she'd be alone this far down the line. Her clock whispers to her in the dead of night: "You're gonna be alone for ever. Never gonna have a child. Nobody will ever love you...". This has made her profile both desperately upbeat and unavoidably bitter. I think #3 would be perfect for the fatass Matt Damon from yesterday. He's a virgin, so no kids, and he's definitely not perfect. He can take her to his mom's basement to meet his lizards, and she can introduce him to a salad. What I gather from Julie’s profile is that she is 5’6″, and enjoys having fun. That is pretty much all her profile states. Useless.

I can hear #2′s bio clock ticking from here. She’s 33 and never thought she’d be alone this far down the line. Her clock whispers to her in the dead of night: “You’re gonna be alone for ever. Never gonna have a child. Nobody will ever love you…”. This has made her profile both desperately upbeat and unavoidably bitter.

I think #3 would be perfect for the fatass Matt Damon from yesterday. He’s a virgin, so no kids, and he’s definitely not perfect. He can take her to his mom’s basement to meet his lizards, and she can introduce him to a salad.

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]]> By: Jen http://datewrecks.com/2009/08/the-personals-critic-vol-4/comment-page-1/#comment-2459 Jen Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:36:41 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=2497#comment-2459 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Awesome. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Awesome.

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